HEY! You Lobsang? Cool. Thought you’d have been taller…oh well, no matter. Inigo Montoya here. What? Yeah, from The Straight Dope boards? Yes, that’s right. A bunch of us Dopers decided to visit for a Lord of the Rings TV party. Yours seemed like the natural setting…quite a, er, nice little island you got here. :rolleyes:
:: rolls a large steel beer keg through front door ::
Hey man, can you give me a hand with this? Yeah, just roll it right over there by the sofa. I had packed a keg of the good stuff from a Colorado microbrewery but the customs guys went through my trunk in Heathrow and confiscated the lot. Bastards. You got any ice?
:: enters the dwelling wearing rucksack & carrying a large steel washtub ::
Hey, I hope you don’t mind my just popping in like this I just…
:another knock: Cool. I think we need mulled wine. Don’t worry, Lobsang, I’m not shy about using other people’s kitchens. Do you have a biggish pot that you don’t mind me getting wine stains on? Great.