Bring me 6 chilled Harp lagers and a large plate of nachos.
and a scalp massage. i could really use one of those about now.
IF I do this (and that’s a big IF)–will you tell me I’m gorgeous and give me a foot massage?
Let me get the Harps down and you got a deal.
With that thread title, I figured you’d be wanting something a little bigger.
–Cliffy
<nasty tone> so, are you saying that you have to get drunk before you can touch my feet?
Well?
Hmmph. I DO shower daily.
<stalks off wondering why I can never seem to get my feet massaged…>
Harps? Really? Well, whatever floats yer boat. Whaddaya want on those nachos?
And what do I get out of this?
You don’t really need that drink, but your soul is thirsty.
Dude. Is the title, “I Thirst?” Clearly you underestimate the potency of a superior batch of nachos.
The drink I NEED, but the Nachos I WANT.
Not so much that I’d find myself without proximal access to a conveniently located men’s room.
Nonsense… it’ll just go directly to your hips.
With that title, I kinda thought you’d be Sinistar.
Brainchild!
How about a non-sexual 69? I will massage your scalp whilst you massage my feet?
I think it’s brilliant.
Misquote from That Movie:
“I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to bring me 6 chilled Harp lagers and a large plate of nachos.”
Have your Harp’s and nachos.
Then, sleep well and dream of large women.
Wait a minute…how would that work? In the 69 position his scalp would be too far away from your hands. I’m trying to picture it, but the plasticine people in my head don’t contort enough.
OK, after drawing some diagrams, I think I’ve worked out how it would be done. eleanorigby sits on a chair behind Inigo Montoya, who is sitting on the floor. eleanorigby massages Inigo Montoya’s scalp while she wraps her legs around his torso. He massages her feet which will be right in front of him.
Kind of like this:
O
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O |
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Just pray that the neighbours don’t look through your window.
And here is the other part of the plan:
O - you're gorgeous here is beer and nachos - O
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/ \ / \
Not to be critical, but shouldn’t one of the stick figures have boobs? I have made the necessary adjustments…
By that logic shouldn’t it be:
O - you’re gorgeous here is beer and nachos - O
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/ ! \
O
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oo
/!
:smack: or something like that.
The secret is to do it in a {CODE}{/CODE} block. This ensures that a fixed-pitch font is used, so every character (including space) takes up exactly the same amount of horizontal space. I “compose” my “diagrams” in Notepad, which displays stuff in a fixed-pitch font by default.
O - you're gorgeous here is beer and nachos - O
-|- -o|o-
o|o |
/!\ / \
Inigo is certainly well-hung.
Perhaps, but his testicles are out of control! Who can get to the well-hung goodness with those two guarding the entire lower half of his body? :eek: