No it was supposed to be
PET
DUCK
STALIN
Stalin has be reincarnated as a duck and is at the local petting zoo.
Are the steaks alright?
The paper now has an update on this important story.
Apparently, this has become the most read article of all time in the history of the Salsbury Journal. Thanks everyone here for doing your part.
Envelope? Envelope? Aha, canteloupe!