I woke up this morning to find a loaf of bread laying on the floor in my living room. It was still wrapped but there are hundreds of little claw holes in it. Cursory inspection indicates that all the slices have holes in them. Some have tears rather than holes. That damn cat!
Should I eat this bread? Out of defiant hunger, I ate two of the slices. Am I going to die now? Would you eat this bread? The bread is not that expensive; I can replace it easily. But that’s wasteful and sends the wrong message to my cat.