Dog injures nose. Better remain indoors until this atrocity has been cleared up!
When will these senseless injuries cease?
But how does he smell?!
Terrible!
Who nose where this could lead. I just hope they collared the animal that did this.
In other news February saw traumatic events take place in Norfolk…
My local paper’s Christmas front page many years ago - in huge black type:
PET
DUCK
STOLEN
A melon thru the cat flap?
There is a pun in there waiting to be released, but I be damned if I can find it.
Well, the cat flap was damaged in the process and the cat was trapped inside the house. He was planning to run off and start a new life with the saucy tabby from next door, but now
he can’t elope.
Isn’t Stonehenge on Salisbury Plain?
I don’t think this is a coincidence.
Someone should check the Salem, NH news and see if any dogs got hurt near America’s Stonehenge.
[QUOTE=Norwich Evening News]
…and finally pushed half a melon through her catflap.
[/QUOTE]
So that’s what they’re calling it these days?
Screw Woodward and Bernstein. This stuff is dynamite.
The “Melon thru the cat-flap” case has been cleared up. Here was the clue.
It seems a soggy love-note has since been discovered, and he had just ran out of envelopes.
Well who amongst us hasn’t used a melon as a substitute for an envelope. Gotta make do in a pinch after all!
The lesson being: Don’t post while drunk. Emelontary, dear Watson.
(Apparently, the man had been feeling very meloncholy the night this incident happened.)
It was just his way of asking “honey do you still love me?”
Was the dog a melon Collie, baby?
It’s the other headlines that fascinate me:
Dog injures nose
Bailiff tells of finding body on Town Path
People warned about computer viruses
Body of local man found on town path
Champion clay pigeon shot himself, inquest hears
Event raises £35,000 for Stars Appeals
Man attacked as he walks home
New name for merged primary schools
Standing room only at hustings event
Mere stalwart dies aged 89
#2, 4, 5 & 10 are a soap opera, I tell you!
It was probably a misprint.
PET
DUCK
STOLLEN