Harry Dean Stanton/Billy Bob Thornton

They are two different people, right? I like many of the movies the’ve been in, but for the life of me I can never tell them apart. If someone mentions the movie Slingblade and asks me who was in it, all I can say is it was either HDS or BBT.

Is there a name for this pathology?

Yes, it’s known as Confusoceleb Threenaminitis, which reached it’s peak in the 80s & 90s with the complete interchangability of Mary Louise Parker, Catherine Mary Stewart, and Mary Stuart Masterson.

Ahhhh. That 'splains it. I watched Paris, Texas last night (again) and in the opening scene I was expecting the other three named dude.

Another problem:

Google Harry Dean Stanton 250,000 hits
Google Billy Bob Thornton 658,000 hits
Google HDS + BBT 48,500 hits

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

I think so, but where are we going to get enough grated cheese to fill a cement mixer?

I think I love you, Tracy.

Martin Scorcese is about to start on a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Wahlberg, and Matt Damon. All it needs is Brad Pitt and the cast will bedazzle everyone with their homogenousitynessnessness.

I don’t know why, one of my favorite HDS lines is from that ‘classic’ Red Dawn: he tell his son… Avenge me…Avenge me.

Exactly my point!

So what are you so afraid of?

He’s afraid that he’s not sure of…