(This seems too trivial for GQ.)
Yesterday I said hello to the mom of a former student. Doing well. She’s in 9th grade now. Scholarship to Amherst Prep.
I know my former student digs fantasy fiction, because the very first novel she read in English was “The Magician’s Nephew” by C.S. Lewis. Also, I pulled out my copy of J. K. Rowling’s latest, and the mom said, “Oh, Cindy (NHRN) has that book!”
So for fun, I said, “Tell Cindy she’s the same age as Harry Potter.”
You would think, wouldn’t you? In the latest book published, Harry is in the equivalent of 9th grade. He’s 14 going on 15, just like Cindy. (I was strongly tempted to compare Cindy to Hermione. Both very good, hard-working and studious. But Mom wouldn’t have understood the reference.)
So Harry would have been born in 1986, caused Lord Voldemort to flee in 1987, and entered Hogwarts in 1997.
But then I remembered that in the latest book, Halloween falls on a Saturday. That hasn’t happened since 1998. So Harry would have been born in, what, 1984? And the books are two years behind the present day. (They definitely take place in the era of personal computers.)
Also, when is Harry’s birthday? It’s in the summertime, because the books always begin with him spending a lonely birthday at the Dursleys’ during summer holidays. It’s probably in July, since Professor Trelawney, who’s always predicting Harry’s death, pointedly added that the danger was especially great for those born in July. But does anybody have the exact date?
Yes, I know I have too much time on my hands. But I think it might be fun to have my students send phony birthday cards to J. K. Rowling every year. (I teach in summertime.)