Has any phisher ever managed to compose a scam email that...

…wasn’t riddled with stupid errors of spelling and grammar?

I got one today:

Oh no!

This is truly terrible!

I am Billing Information! I didn’t want to become Billing Information, I’m a human being, dammit. Whatever shall I do? better click on that link and enter my password, credit card details and the secret location of the hidden treasure right away!

This reminds me of an e-mail one of our CC staff (the one from thet other MPSIMS thread no less) composed wherin she asks customers to provide “A recent utility bull”