Has anyone ever milked a dingo ?

[SpaceDog]

So, I’m sitting here slightly the worse for wear after a few cans and my flatmate comes in and asks if I can find out about “milking a dingo”.

So basically do people milk dingoes (or dogs in general) ?

I can’t find much on the web but I figure the teeming millions may have some idea if such a thing had ever happened.

SD

Who may regret PWI (Posting While under the influence) in the morning.

[Johnny_L.A]

[Cartman]
Red rocket! Red rocket!
[/Cartman]

[Operator6]

I’ll ring my Turf Accountant about this…

Not about the Dingo thingy…rather the “regret PWI” part…

Cheers

O6
P.O.T.

P.S.: If I make any money, I’ll send you a phone card

[Bryan_Ekers]

I’ve choked a chicken on occasion.

[astro]

*Originally posted by Bryan Ekers *
**I’ve choked a chicken on occasion. **

Yeah, but did you flog the frog, grip the gorilla, hug the hog, jerk the turkey, molest the mole, tease the turtle, shake the snake, wrestle the weasel, tame the shrew or tug the slug?

[Bryan_Ekers]

*Originally posted by astro *
**Yeah, but did you flog the frog, grip the gorilla, hug the hog, jerk the turkey, molest the mole, tease the turtle, shake the snake, wrestle the weasel, tame the shrew or tug the slug? **

Why, that summarizes last weekend perfectly!

[Johnny_L.A]

Or punish the dolphin or rough up the suspect?

[Brutus]

Dr Jarvis had introduced as an example (possibly because of the misconception shared by many Californians that New Zealand is part of Australia) the use of dingo milk as cure for cancer.

That is about all to be found regarding ‘Dingo Milk’ (that was non-‘adult’ in nature) via google. But take heart, it means that Californians have devised a method of milking the noble dingo, even if they will not share it. (The method, not the milk. Nobody shares dingo milk, I bet.)

State secret, perhaps?

[Desmostylus]

*Originally posted by SpaceDog *
**So basically do people milk dingoes (or dogs in general) ?
**

Um, apparently, they do:

http://www.positivehealth.com/permit/Articles/Regular/drj36.htm
http://www.homeoint.org/clarke/l/lac_can.htm

Eeew.

[Desmostylus]

The “Dingo milk” quote above was taken out of context.

During my testimony, I had attempted to instruct the Commission on the rationale behind placing the burden of proof upon proponents. I used a simple analogy I regularly employ in my classes to illustrate the point by posing a situation of someone believing that “dingo milk” cures cancer and following the process whereby they would be required to give evidence for their hypothesis. I was chagrined to find that reference was made to the analogy but not the important point it was supposed to illustrate in the final report [32]. Included was the suggestion that I was under the misconception that New Zealand was part of Australia because of having mentioned dingoes

http://www.chirobase.org/05RB/NZ/nzjarvis.html

[SavageNarce]

[Crocodile Hunter]
Oi, she’s a woild one, an’ if she sinks her fangs inter me, it’ll be curtains fer sure. But if I can jus’ flip 'er over ang grab this teat…
[/Crocodile Hunter]

[PurplePerson]

I have milked a toy poodle. She had a baby too small to have the suck response and I tube fed her until she could eat.

[jack_ss]

I milked a pitbull in 1994 just to prove that I could. I didn’t drink it though.

[Padeye]

[future son-in-law that doesn’t know when to shut up]You can milk just about anything with nipples.[/Ben Stiller]

[SpaceDog]

Thanks everyone, I knew if anyone could find out it would be you guys.

I’m in awe.

And only slightly embarassed about posting stupid questions while not entirely sober.

[LorieSmurf]

Milked a toy poodle???!!!

Not many people can say they’ve done that. Whoa.