Has anyone ever worked a 100% commission job?

You certainly don’t, pal.

Okay - Dopers, this guy is an asshole. And anybody who listens to him is an asshole.

Still quoting the movie. The Other Waldo Pepper actually seems a good sort.

Oh, yeah, I used to be a salesman. It’s a tough racket.

PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! Coffee is for closers!

Are you going to take it? Are you man enough to take it?

A seriously great scene.