No, not shoes that make you disciplined, but these things. I saw an ad for them in a martial arts magazine, and they look comfy, but I’m not sure they’re $65 comfy.
It reminds me of the “Kung fu shoes” I saw people buying for $35 bucks that were fuctionally identical to my $6 deck shoes.
So, I’m curious whether anyone has worn a pair, and whether they’re actually worth it for comfort and such. Also, how’s the traction on the soles?
Yes I have a shiny black pair with 4 inch spike heels (Tough to find in a size 13 D let me tell you!). KNEEL worm! Prostrate yourself before my magnificent shoes in complete obeisance. NOW SHINE THEM!! With your TONGUE worm until they glisten like the fresh dew on the morning grass!! More tongue action and less eye contact MAGGOT, or it’s the nipple clamps for you!!
Alright that’s it little missy! It’s the comfy chair for you twickster! Submit to the Shiatsu foot massage and Godiva Chocolates! NOW! Now so proud now are you, you little minx?!