I know a woman who is 108. Her daughter is 91. They HATE each other and have hated each other for 40 years. Willamena keeps telling her daughter to die already so she can have some peace and quiet. :eek:
Reminds me of when my grandmother broke her hip when she was eighty years old. Her doctor told us that at her advanced age a broken hip was a very serious injury and we should be prepared for the worst.
And sure enough, seventeen years later she died.
Here’s a place to look for more info: Wikipedia’s list of Americans aged 110 or more.
Madonna? 
We’re going to need more than a smiley and a wink if we’re going to get the joke here. What’s the punchline? Madonna is 53 years old - that makes her ancient?
yes. Next time I’ll remember to include the formatting, like
[joke]
Madonna
[\joke]
Oh. . . OK, in that case.
[sarcasm]
That’s so clever. All bow to the superior joke-telling skills of the Humor Master.
[\sarcasm]
Really? So that actually was your joke? Madonna is 53 and that’s really old?
But her kids isn’t old…like she had a kid at 13 or something. I protest that this joke makes no sense at all.