Has anyone on any of those naked reality TV shows ever gotten a boner?

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@lobotomyboy63

The campfire dwindled overnight, but we have morning wood.

A Texan would use his boner to stoke the campfire.

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@superwombat

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!

Is a Schwartz the same as a Schwanz?

(Legitimate question.)

[superwombat]

Spaceballs - I See Your Schwartz Is as Big as Mine