Has Quizno's outsourced its ad script writing to India?

Has anyone seen this commercial?

To magnify the obvious phallic connotation of “toasty torpedo”, they need to throw in the “put it in me Scott” line by an oven speaking in a soft, male voice?

*By the way, I’m aware that Quizno’s probably doesn’t have a script writing department.

I was just discussing this ad with a friend yesterday. Apparently there are two versions out there… the second being with less “naughty” entendres.

I don’t get it. I didn’t get it when Arbys had the commercial with the Arby’s hat coming to “full attention” when his wife came in the bedroom with a roast beef sandwich either.

I’ve never been a prude but maybe I’m getting more prudish in my old age.

It’s nothing new. Remember the risqué ads of a couple of decades ago, with the sexed-up tart begging for “the beef”?

I saw both versions tonight.

Everything about the commercial seemed within the bounds of what’s considered acceptable these days except for that line. The sexual half of the double entendre evokes one obvious image.

For me, it invoked the image of Scott burning his johnson while porking the oven.

Obviously.

I hope you’re not talking about Clara Peller, because…eww!