Has this Board Changed?

[carnivorousplant]

@Cinnamon_Imp

You appear to be mistaking me for a Sept14’er. You are mistaken.

If you have anything further to say about me, I’d suggest you take it to the Pit.

What does it mean, “Sep14’er”?

[Telemark]

@carnivorousplant

What does it mean, “Sep14’er”?

A complete newbie, someone who just joined in September, 2014. As opposed to a 99’er.

[carnivorousplant]

@Telemark

A complete newbie, someone who just joined in September, 2014. As opposed to a 99’er.

Thanks.

[TubaDiva]

It would really be nice if our senior Dopers would not hold newbies in contempt.

Give 'em a break, make 'em welcome. They may bring us something interesting, or fun, or … if we treat them like trash, we’ll never know.

If they’re not up to Doper standards or if they transgress in a major way, Something Will Happen. Sometimes they need a little time and education to get their bearings. Some even need a little, um, steering. But give them a chance. We took a chance on you, didn’t we?

(For those of you who are nice to new people, thank you very much.)

[carnivorousplant]

@TubaDiva

It would really be nice if our senior Dopers would not hold newbies in contempt.

Give 'em a break, make 'em welcome. They may bring us something interesting, or fun, or … if we treat them like trash, we’ll never know.

If they’re not up to Doper standards or if they transgress in a major way, Something Will Happen. Sometimes they need a little time and education to get their bearings. Some even need a little, um, steering. But give them a chance. We took a chance on you, didn’t we?

(For those of you who are nice to new people, thank you very much.)

Have I committed an offense?

[Northern_Piper]

@Duckster

Yes, the Board has changed. It’s life. What really matters is whether you want to pull down your pants and slide on the ice as Major Sidney Freeman suggests.

@carnivorousplant

Say what?

@samclem

M.A.S.H.

Clearly, the Board has changed, when a M.A.S.H. reference slips by without immediately sparking a discussion of exactly when Hawkeye jumped the shark, detouring the entire thread into the minutiae of his relationship with Hot Lips.

[Jonathan_Chance]

Time goes by and we grow old, my friend.

My new assistant is dynamite. A week or two ago she handed me some paperwork as I was in the process of asking her for it. I said, “Nice work, Radar” and she said, “Who’s Radar?”

[jimbuff314]

On the other hand, I feel so lucky to know who Kim Kardashian is.

[cochrane]

@Jonathan_Chance

Time goes by and we grow old, my friend.

My new assistant is dynamite. A week or two ago she handed me some paperwork as I was in the process of asking her for it. I said, “Nice work, Radar” and she said, “Who’s Radar?”

“Radar, whatever it is, sign it, cancel it, or order five more!”

[Skywatcher]

Something certainly has changed.

DopeFest threads used to be so common in MPSIMS that a stickied disclaimer was needed.

Now Dopers run the risk of getting moderated by virtue of mentioning a certain former moderator in a bad way.

[jimbuff314]

What the hell does this mean?
Is it sarcasm?
It better not be sarcasm.
No sarcasm in this thread!

Darn. I hope I don’t live to roo posting that.

[Cyros]

@jimbuff314

Darn. I hope I don’t live to roo posting that.

Rue.

I guess the pedantic nature of the board is alive and well.

[jimbuff314]

Well, dad gummit - look at that! I spelled rue as ROO. Whatever is the matter with me? I know rue isn’t spelled ROO. I guess I need my head examined. ROO!

[Cartooniverse]

@VinylTurnip

I remember those days. We’d promenade about on our penny-farthings, occasionally stopping to enjoy a chocolate phosphate. Fashion then meant one thing only: pinstripes, and plenty of them! The tinkle of the nickelodeon always in the air, above the squeal and clatter of the streetcar. Ragamuffin newsboys crying on every corner. Then 9/11 happened, and everything changed.

And the whalebone corsets. --weeping-- WHY won’t someone think of the whales ???

[Cyros]

@jimbuff314

Well, dad gummit - look at that! I spelled rue as ROO. Whatever is the matter with me? I know rue isn’t spelled ROO. I guess I need my head examined. ROO!

I think Roo is off playing with Piglet. I can call Kanga if you’d like?

[Smeghead]

So much whooshing going on here I fear I’m about to lose my hairpiece.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

With a username like that, you should have no problem getting it to stay on.

[DrDeth]

@Jackmannii

I have spent limited time vacationing abroad, and my knowledge of foreign news coverage is based on occasional exposure to what sources like the BBC (there is a BBC channel on my satellite radio feed), U.K. newspaper websites, other international media opinion (as reported in local papers) and the odd story from al-Jazeera are saying. I do not feel that entitles me to pontificate on how informed residents of other nations are.
I remind you that you asserted that there is a “lack of general non-US news” in America. If you have something besides personal anecdote backing up this claim, I invite you to start a thread in an appropriate forum (we can add that thread to the master collection of Pjen’s “fascination with differences between cultures”, a.k.a. fascination with his belief that American cultures, mores and politics are greatly inferior to those of the U.K./Europe).

As to why Americans travel abroad with less frequency than, say, residents of the U.K., there are numerous reasons that have nothing to do with how allegedly parochial Americans’ interests are - namely, the enormous diversity of environments and experiences available in the U.S.* (much more than in the U.K. or similar countries),…

*anything you want, we got it right here in the U.S.A.

Yes, the USA is significantly bigger than all of Europe. News in CA for example that would cover occurrences in NY is equivalent to a Portuguese news item covering Sweden.

Same with vacations. Note the USA includes Hawaii, Puerto Rico, and Alaska. We have Tropics, we have Arctic, we have rainforests, we have two Disney park complexes and so forth. A Swede who travels to Ibeza for the beaches is about the same as a New Yorker going to Hawaii- but travels far less distance.

[Guinastasia]

@carnivorousplant

Have I committed an offense?

You called me a bear – does that count?

[Morgenstern]

@Northern_Piper

Clearly, the Board has changed, when a M.A.S.H. reference slips by without immediately sparking a discussion of exactly when Hawkeye jumped the shark, detouring the entire thread into the minutiae of his relationship with Hot Lips.

So, was he the father or not?