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Actually, I dunno any other pronunciations, cowgirl. I don’t think it’s pretentious, but then this is an opinon thread so I’ll just shut up now.
I don’t like it when someone says something is ‘broke’ (unless it’s a gubernatorial candidate. It’s broken (can you imagine someone dying of a broke heart?)
And it doesn’t matter to me if it’s in the dictionary, I do not care for the word ain’t.
Pimp, blimp, pimple, dimple, and, to a certian extent, pumpernickel. Plump is also less than pleasant, and I could do without primp, as well.
There is a faction of my wife’s family that does not pass gas, or even fart, but “toots.” Grrr . . . That some of them talk about this pastime so much, and with such relish, only makes things worse.
And the following, due to bad experiences rather than simple aesthetics: proactive. Proactive, used in certain contexts, can drive me up the wall. This is due mostly because of one of the corporate cultures in which I once had to dwell. Actually, “corporate culture” can drive me bonkers, too.
Finally, one of the worst words to ever fall from the human mouth: assuage. It’s ten times worse than suede, which is also so much ground up glass in the old ear canal.