what?!?
&*@#%&%! AND NEXT TIme^%^$%^&%&@
::passing out in the corner::
Lightweight. It’s only 11:20!
Bartender…another roouund for all of myyy frieeeeennnnnds!
::waking up dissoriented, with a new joy de vive, hoping nobody saw him passed out in the corner::
::spotting the only girl in the room::
::somoothing the hair, adjusting the now beer soaked threads::
Hey Baby…you come here often? You know Erik Estrada? I’m his stunt double.
ironic how passing out turned into assing out…
I kill myself! chuckle chuckle chuckle
For quoting that movie, splovy, you’re gettin’ the good stuff. Cheers!
Well, damn. I was hoping to pour a shot for at least one staff member before taking off. Oh, well.
Somebody tend bar for me, please. I gotta go to a wedding.
::Spolvy gladly steps up behind the bar, tosses down a shot of Jack with a Tequila chaser and grins wickedly::
Alright Dopers, let the games begin!
::lining shot glasses along the bar, he pours generously from the various bottles at his disposal::
I have no idea what I’ve just poured. It’s kinda like Drunken Roulette. Take a shot, take your chances, and tell us what you got!
Happy Friday!
Alright, a party.
I have five days off, plenty of liquor, a pig that is about to fulfill it’s destiny, and a shit-load of illegal fireworks. Lets make it a weekend!
Heres to all of you. <TOAST>
And lest we forget. <toast>…To Wally, and a moment of silence…R.I.P.
Let the orgy begin.
toga toga togA toGA tOGA TOGA TOGA TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!
VaHermit - an excellent combination for the weekend! What time should we be there?
- it’s 18:07 where I’m posting, pass an alcoholic beverage of sorts and a couple of pretzels. Let’s get theis weekend off to a proper start!
S. Norman
Hell…you’re already 15 minutes late.
Hell, I’m on EST…you’re already 25 minutes late.
What the hell, it’s noon SOMEwhere.
Somebody toss me an Old Style.
As always, mods - here’s to ya.
damn. Damn. DAMN. Story of my life, but since I’m in CST aren’t I still early?
Oh well, here’s a toast…
Here’s to you
Here’s to me
I hope we never disagree.
But if we do…
F&%k you!
Anybody have any more limes?
SORRY…First post timed out, so I posted again. Damn this new system.
Anyway, disregard both of the above. It’s now 12:40… no, wait, 12:41… no, wait ##*%… just get here when you feel like it!!
It is now 6.27pm GMT on Friday evening and I am feeling more than a little woozy. I had several Guinnesses (Guinnessi?) and have only now realised that all I’ve eaten today is toast. I’m in for a loooong evening.
Tymp
I didn’t mean to hijack your thread, I meant to ask you if we could combine our partys, but looking back, I didn’t. I apoligize.
One last toast…To Tymp, and to the Admins/Mods of the board, a Happy Fourth to all.