Ok, it’s Saturday night. There seems to be just a handful of us on here tonight, so let’s make the most of it and have a party. I’ve got an open bar and plenty of free food. If you’re gonna get frisky, there’s plenty of rooms with comfy beds. So come on people, let’s liven this place up!
I’m in, and I’ve got a really big bag of chips and really good homemade salsa that I’ll bring along. Pass me some booze!
Got any chea…er um cold champange?
Hey, Monster, I like you and all, especially for being Dopetown’s shrubber, but would it have been too much to ask that you bring some women with you?
women??!!?!
you want women?!?!?
you, sir, kept this woman waiting allllllll day yesterday in an examining room for newbies!!..waiting…a brand newbie…I may be traumatized by that for a long time…it may give me issues!!..the rejection…
:sigh:
your turn to wait…got any tequila?
aha…I sent you your case of chea…uh, cold champagne…airmail…
Sorry for your wait, Dylan, but I only post here from work since my computer got banged up beyond repair when I moved. If you had to wait, it’s probably cuz the boss was around, or I actually had work to do for a change.
I’m here! I’m here! I’m underage, so no booze for me, but I did bring… um… let’s see here… warm Toll House cookies, Doritos, and some of my special habanero salsa!
Let’s rock!
Hey BratMan! I’m in on the action! I didn’t bring any chicks but I did bring some pods. All we have to do is wait!
Well, there’s a few of us in IRC chat…come and join us!
yeah, but do you have any tequila??
Your underage! And I let you kiss on me like that in At Least I Didn’t Kill the Cat thread! Oh man, I’m going to prison.
I’m not gonna last long in prison.
Which IRC is it? Because I didn’t see anyone there.
::entering with Guiness::
Hey, BratMan, have a pint glass around here? Be right back, left the snacks in the car…
Well, I have an uderage problem. However, I am toting several delicious drinks. Count me in!
Hey, you drinking folks, hoist some tequila for Wally.
UNDERAGE!!! No uderages here.
Well, underage is such a broad term…I mean, I don’t look underage, so I guess it doesn’t really matter.
Sorry Bratman…I couldn’t find any girls, but hopefully we can get some good busty women in here. Come on, girls, free booze and men!
Got any rum? And how about chips? What kinda chips you got?
Hey I’m in for the party! I’ll try and find ya in chat. Till then, I’ve got cookies, popcorn, and lots a’ lemonade.