Speak for yourself, man. Besides, there’re losers and there are losers, if you know what I mean. 
Robin
There are also losers and losers. We have quite a variety of them here.[sub]loser[/sub]
Plus–we can’t ignore them–there are also losers and loosers. You know: for those of us who can’t keep a proper count of ooooour oooooooooooooooooos.
Hey! That completely ignores that some of us were as slutty as all get-out before we met our respective SOs. I mean, with the willingness to sleep with anything that moved, we’re talking anti-celibacy that approaches Wilt Chamberlin status.
Let’s give credit to us floozies where credit is damn well due, thank you very much!
I’m a looooooooooooooooooooozer
And I’ve lost someone that’s near to me
I’m a looooooooooooooooooooozer
And I’m not what I appear to be
I’m a luser bebbe, so why dontcha kill me?
I THINK THAT THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER. Yay for new romance! YAY!
birdgirl, a word of warning: He pees in weird places. And tells almost-strangers about it.
Darn you, Ginger! I meet a nice girl and you have to go divulging my most embarassing secrets!
But, for the record, I still stand by my assertation that it was my friend who peed on the lava, but I did happily mark my territory on the southern most post office in the US (which is probably a federal crime, now that I think about it… hey birdgirl, I’m a felon, whadda think about that? 
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And I think I have, so far, done an ADMIRABLE job of putting the seat back down given my icky-boy status.
I think that peeing on a lava-flow is only a misdemeanor, but then I’m an immigrant so what do I know?
I betcha immigrants know more about U.S. history and laws than natural-born Merkins do. Betcha.
Perhaps, but think about it, my friend’s urine is now part of the expanding land mass of the big island of Hawaii! Now THERE’s a badge of honor!
“See that spit of land over there? Yeah, that’s alllll me, baby.”
I’m sure your girlfriend is thrilled that we are talking about your pee sending you to jail.
Seriously. I told him all I was looking for was sex. Turned out it was so damn good we had to make the arrangement permanent.
Hi darling!
OK so the secret’s out!
Oh TTO, you’re such a bad boy!
Hmmm, I think that’s quite the turn-on!
Oh yes, everything you have done so far has been very admirable!
But seriously, I would have never thought that I would have met someone here! What a wonderful surprise! We met at a MAD dinner a few months ago–I almost didn’t go to it because I was shy and nervous! So I asked my friend to go with me. Everyone was so great, and I was so glad I went. So after everyone left the dinner, my friend and I were going to stay for a few more drinks, and we asked TTO if he wanted to join us. After we left that place, we went to another bar by my house, then stumbled back to my house where we made a silly drunken post to the board. We became friends…then after a while, more than friends! So there you have it!
Montfort (who’s an American) and Anniz (Swedish) do live in Sweden. They’re going to celebrate their second anniversary next month, and their baby Boo is due to be born the next day!
I’m expecting auntie em to come in and say the same thing about me.
Any minute now…
No, really.
Hon?
UncleBeer and I met at my very first ChiDope almost 3 years ago, but we didn’t start seeing each other til almost a year and a half later, in February of last year.
I believe TruePisces and Verrain, who are getting married in two weeks, met on the boards.
I’ll have to wrangle one of them up and make them post in here.
I think the point is, there are a lot of Doper couples.
You guys are making the rest of us look bad!!
There are losers like The Dude from The Big Lebowski, and there are losers. A fairly simple distinction.
Wow! That surprises me! I guess there IS still hope for the younger generation.
p.s. What is a White Elephant? (All I ever see are those pink ones…)
I’m still hoping The Romantic Luck Of The SDMB will cast its spell in my direction… but on the other hand, I’m not failing out of flirt threads anymore! I may be stumbling around incoherently in them, but I’m not failing out of them!
Must. Get. To. More. Dopefests.