Coldy, I cannot tell you how hard I laughed reading this. You, Sir, are a gentleman and a scholar and are a credit to international relations.
I know I missed the cut off, but my time is not my own.Hell, my ass is not my own and I wish the woman that owned it would come and get it because I would really like to be able to wear my old jeans again, dammit!
Where was I? Would you be so kind as to translate one of my favorite retorts.
The wheel is moving, but the hamster is dead.
“I don’t think his spinal column actually touches his brain.”
Well thank you Coldfire.
“Regarding Mount Rushmore: The Black Hills are sacred Indian ground. Imagine the creepy feeling of four leering European faces staring at your ancestors for eternity” -George Carlin
Woo HOO! Next time someone begins to annoy me, I’ll have a massive string of Dutch to yell at them! YES.
I sold my soul to Satan for a dollar. I got it in the mail.
God curse your unholy mother and the jackal that fucked her.