I have usually gotten my hair cut in a fade ever since I was about 11 or so.
Lately I’m seeing on FB and other sites from my more left-wing friends that a fade is now a “Nazi haircut”. Yesterday, a man (not a Nazi) was stabbed by an “anti-fascist” for having the haircut; the antifa guy believed the man was a Nazi simply because of his haircut.
But what they did ruin was the wearing of shoes. All of those damn dirty nazis were wearing shoes. I can not in good conscious were shoes anymore. It’s flip-flops or bare feet for me from now on.
But he believes his long-on-top, buzzed-on-the-sides haircut got him mistaken for one — and nearly stabbed to death by a confused anti-fascist.
Joshua Witt, 26, escaped his brush with hairdo-doom with a defensive slice to the hand and three stitches.
“Apparently, my haircut is considered a neo-Nazi statement,” he told The Post Saturday, as his account on Facebook garnered 20,000 shares.
Witt says he’d just pulled in to the parking lot of the Steak ’n Shake in Sheridan, Colo., and was opening his car door.
“All I hear is, ‘Are you one of them neo-Nazis?’ as this dude is swinging a knife up over my car door at me,” he said.
“I threw my hands up and once the knife kind of hit, I dived back into my car and shut the door and watched him run off west, behind my car.
“The dude was actually aiming for my head,” he added.
“I was more in shock because I was just getting a milkshake.”
Witt says he has no tattoos or regalia that would finger him for a fascist. His pals are messaging him on Facebook with the only rationale they can come up with: “They say it’s my haircut.”
Makes me think of a young friend back in Albuquerque who was bald due to chemotherapy. He was confronted once by some asshole who thought he was making a political statement with his haircut. The got all belligerent asking why he wore his “hair” like that. My friend said, “I have cancer,” and the antagonist just melted into a puddle of Jello, apologizing profusely.
There’s a cut that for some years has been known in the trade, awkwardly, as the SS haircut or Nazi haircut. It was much in favour in Germany in the 1930s. It was considered to display the temples to good advantage and, for some reason, good temples were considered a mark of pure Aryan heritage.
Also , it was a military haircut, chosen by the army authorities because it could be given very quickly by someone with minimal skill, like an army barber. (Which means, of course, that if you ask for one now you should not expect to pay too much to get it, or you’re being ripped off.) And the military look was considered a suitable one for the sterling Aryan youth of the fatherland.
If you tell the barber you want an SS haircut, he’ll know what you mean. Up to now, the only downside has been that you can expect a certain amount of banter about it. But with Naziism becoming a slightly less marginal political presence in the US, it’s just possible that some people are asking for the haircut because of these associations rather than despite them. And it’s also just possible that some people assume that it has the associations that it has not because it was favoured by Nazis in the 1930s but because it is favoured by Nazis in the 2010s.
In other words, this cut could just become the skinhead cut de nos jours.
Absolutely not. It’s a haircut I sport often (the hair on the sides of my head grows stiffly outward even at length, so I keep it short so I don’t look like a hamster) although a bit longer on the top. You should tell your left winged FB friends to stop stereotyping and judging by looks
It is a nice clean cut haircut, that looks good on certain people (myself included) and is easy to maintain. Just because some neo-nazi dickhead wears it has nothing to do with anything. Its as arbitrary as saying someone is a biker because they have a beard.
I was beaten up once because my close-cropped hair and cheap, army-surplus clothes made someone think I was a neo-nazi. That was 30 years ago, so I think it’s probably always been a possibility.
That’s what I was thinking. I am white and have rocked some version of a fade 20+ years but I’ve always thought of it in a way as a “black hair cut” or at least just a younger (Sorry I imagine really old dudes when some of ya’ll talk about getting long clippers all over) man’s haircut.
I thought the long hair (sometimes slicked back) on top transformed it into the “alt right” cut. I keep mine fairly short though my hair is very thick and I have a better hairline than most of these supposedly superior young kids.