Calico_Jack:
This might be a little too cynical, but my overall impression is that the standards of manhood in modern day America have dropped to abysmal levels. As a millennial I’m pretty disgusted by what I see passing for hunkie dorie behavior from males, even including Baby Boomers, just plenty of examples off the top of my head:
Obesity, sure it’s a problem for women too, but in just a few decades we’ve gone from the greatest generation who defeated the Nazis in WWII, to a nation of obese fools who can’t even see their own penises, and would probably get a hernia from having to walk to the mailbox.
Garbage TV shows marketed for “men” such as “The Man Show” on Spike TV or any garbage show on “Adult Swim” like Aqua Teen Hungerforce- which are basically just TV shows for unpopular freshman high school age kids with mild behavioral problems, not “men” in any sense of the word.
Equally garbage sitcoms and ‘romantic comedies’ like “The Proposal” and “Everybody Loves Raymond” in which a man acts like a complete spineless worm who’d have rightfully been disowned by his father in any civilized era, and ends up with the "hot chick’ after borderline stalking her once she realizes how “nice” he really is.
Loser males fawning over celebrity females on TV who without the makeup and editing aren’t really any more attractive than any non-obese woman you’d meet out an about. Not to mention that this is a complete gender-role reversal, since typically it’s women who find someone being of a higher ‘social status’ attractive, not the other way around; if a guy is turned on by the thought of dating a woman who’s more socially ‘powerful’ than him, then that screams unresolved Oedipal complex. Same with the “female teacher sleeps with student” fantasizes that losers drool over today.
The American male fascination with female breasts modified to abnormally large proportions. Believe it or not, this is a modern thing most popular in America and Japan; ironically countries reputed to have high populations of “momma’s boys”.
Back in my grandpa’s generation, a woman with curvacious legs was the thing, and ‘boobs’ were no big deal’. The fact that ‘boobs’ are such a thing today also screams “unresolved mommy issues” due to being raised without a father and pussy-whipped by an overbearing mom. Since I speculate that the loser males find unnaturally large breasts “hot” because that’s how the breast looked in their fond memories of sucking their momma’s teat when they were an infant.
Overweight, whiny momma’s boys who play MMORPGs and beat off to Britney Spears upskirt photos in their mom’s basement all day who sit around hating women and think the reason they aren’t dating a supermodel is because “they aren’t rich”, or that women are just selfish and date jerks instead of “nice guys” like them.
Bronies, nuff said.
Idiotic males who spend all their free time hating their job, their boss, their company, etc, living a completely meaningless life
Poorly dressed guys with no fashion sense who think looking like a bum or registered sex offender is masculine, and that having basic fashion and hygiene sense (such as wiping after using the toilet, and not showing up at a job interview with your Bart Simpson boxers hanging out of your sagging pants) is “gay”. And these choads wonder why it’s those ‘pretty boys’ getting all the women instead of them, when women can smell them from a mile away, and no it’s not the cologne they smell.
Loser men fawning over and idolizing any skanky, non obese woman as "smokin’ hot’; when obesity has only been an American trend since the 1980s; now the standards are so low that any women who merely “isn’t obese” is automatically fawned over as some kind of beauty queen by the average Joe and receives a negative ego boost.
Seriously, I’ve met loser, married, 50-year old men with careers fawning over slutty selfies of 19-year old girls taken with their eye-phone on Instagram, like they’re still the nerdy kid in Junior high who couldn’t get over the crush who though he was creepy the whole time.
When you have 50 year old married ‘men’ with kids fawning over some HS jock’s sloppy seconds and don’t even realize how utterly pathetic they are, it honestly just makes me want to to f-ck these guys’ wives in their beds just to spite them.
Seriously, I’m almost at the point that I hate the male sex, myself excluded of course. Don’t even care about making new male friends at this point, I like women better on the whole because in spite of plenty of degenerate women out there, Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga for example, they haven’t completely gone to the dogs like the average male has. At this point I almost just think of them as sexual competitors, nothing more, and if nothing else am glad that my competition for the fairer sex has become so easy, lol
Calico_Jack:
Along with internet porn, garbage establishments like Hooters or “Wet T-Shirt contests”. Talk about desperate, at least when you pay for a whore or a sugar baby you’re actually getting the full monty. Here you’re just paying to be a pitiful voyeur, something which you could do for free simply by googling for nude pics if you were that desperate to begin with.
Seriously, shit like this is only for losers who are so desperate and sexually repressed they have to pay for the opportunity just to stare at slutty women, and only a profession for women who are so pathetic and insecure themselves that they find the idea of some fat nerd paying for the honor of gawking at her bolt-on tits flattering.
I honestly respect an actual whore more than a bimbo who flashes her tits for fat virgins at a Wet T-shirt contests or internet webcams, since even whores have better discretion at who they give their “invitation” to (unless they’re crack whores who are so addicted they’d sleep with the family dog if you paid them).
Only a total pussy would worry about this shit.
eschereal the seriously twisted:
I am not really sure it is a troll. It is too much of a faggoty, artless dumbfuck to be an actual troll.
Kinda think it is. It’s starting threads like it doesn’t expect to be here tomorrow.
Could be his cunning plan is working just fine.
What are you talking about? Men are my sexual rivals, women of course, are the prize. And I’m disappointed in how easy my competition is becoming.
Hands up if you are a woman and find the OP’s rant “sexy”…
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Ahem:
*I like women better on the whole because in spite of plenty of degenerate women out there, Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga for example, they haven't completely gone to the dogs like** the average male has.** At this point **I almost just think of them as sexual competitors**, nothing more, and if nothing else am glad that my competition for the fairer sex has become so easy, lol*
Calico_Jack:
Ahem:
*I like women better on the whole because in spite of plenty of degenerate women out there, Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga for example, they haven't completely gone to the dogs like** the average male has.** At this point **I almost just think of them as sexual competitors**, nothing more, and if nothing else am glad that my competition for the fairer sex has become so easy, lol*
Right, women haven’t gone to the dogs and you consider them sexual competitors. That’s what I’m saying. That’s how the english language is parsed son. Don’t tell me you’re illiterate as well.
Well, I guess you can look forward to having lots of kids that you’re too manly to care about, then.
Monty
December 23, 2016, 3:38am
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You’re competition is easy or do you merely fantasize they were?
No need to tell you he’s illiterate. “Actions speak louder than words.”
I shared this with my fiancée.
Her response:
This is so fucking weird.
(I’m going to assume that he didn’t exactly make her tingly…)
Monty
December 23, 2016, 3:50am
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Drat. Gaudere’s Law struck again.
You’re* should, of course, be Your.
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Drat. Gaudere’s Law struck again.
Monty:
You’re competition is easy or do you merely fantasize they were?
You’re* should, of course, be Your.
No need to worry. I’m quite positive he didn’t notice.
Nice to see the OP applying his sophistry to a new subject, at least.
OP, is Fight Club one of your favorite movies?
The cultural reaction to the decline of traditional masculinity isn’t new, often politicized on the right, though you see different lists of what “real men” do or don’t do across the spectrum. I think it’s interesting that sperm counts have cratered over the decades, since AFAIK there’s no consensus explanation. Could be societal changes, could be estrogen and other hormonal disrupting pollutants, changes in diet, who knows.
It’s like calling someone a nerd over the internet. It’s self-defeating.
marshmallow:
OP, is Fight Club one of your favorite movies?
The cultural reaction to the decline of traditional masculinity isn’t new, often politicized on the right, though you see different lists of what “real men” do or don’t do across the spectrum. I think it’s interesting that sperm counts have cratered over the decades, since AFAIK there’s no consensus explanation. Could be societal changes, could be estrogen and other hormonal disrupting pollutants, changes in diet, who knows.
Maybe less people are taking the time to count them anymore. That has to be a daunting job. maybe folks are just estimating instead?
Sits on hands. Some of his unmanlies are a step up from internet trolls.
He’s still here? 3 days to go.
This guy likes to look at his own dick? What for?