This might be a little too cynical, but my overall impression is that the standards of manhood in modern day America have dropped to abysmal levels. As a millennial I’m pretty disgusted by what I see passing for hunkie dorie behavior from males, even including Baby Boomers, just plenty of examples off the top of my head:
Obesity, sure it’s a problem for women too, but in just a few decades we’ve gone from the greatest generation who defeated the Nazis in WWII, to a nation of obese fools who can’t even see their own penises, and would probably get a hernia from having to walk to the mailbox.
Garbage TV shows marketed for “men” such as “The Man Show” on Spike TV or any garbage show on “Adult Swim” like Aqua Teen Hungerforce- which are basically just TV shows for unpopular freshman high school age kids with mild behavioral problems, not “men” in any sense of the word.
Equally garbage sitcoms and ‘romantic comedies’ like “The Proposal” and “Everybody Loves Raymond” in which a man acts like a complete spineless worm who’d have rightfully been disowned by his father in any civilized era, and ends up with the "hot chick’ after borderline stalking her once she realizes how “nice” he really is.
Loser males fawning over celebrity females on TV who without the makeup and editing aren’t really any more attractive than any non-obese woman you’d meet out an about. Not to mention that this is a complete gender-role reversal, since typically it’s women who find someone being of a higher ‘social status’ attractive, not the other way around; if a guy is turned on by the thought of dating a woman who’s more socially ‘powerful’ than him, then that screams unresolved Oedipal complex. Same with the “female teacher sleeps with student” fantasizes that losers drool over today.
The American male fascination with female breasts modified to abnormally large proportions. Believe it or not, this is a modern thing most popular in America and Japan; ironically countries reputed to have high populations of “momma’s boys”.
Back in my grandpa’s generation, a woman with curvacious legs was the thing, and ‘boobs’ were no big deal’. The fact that ‘boobs’ are such a thing today also screams “unresolved mommy issues” due to being raised without a father and pussy-whipped by an overbearing mom. Since I speculate that the loser males find unnaturally large breasts “hot” because that’s how the breast looked in their fond memories of sucking their momma’s teat when they were an infant.
Overweight, whiny momma’s boys who play MMORPGs and beat off to Britney Spears upskirt photos in their mom’s basement all day who sit around hating women and think the reason they aren’t dating a supermodel is because “they aren’t rich”, or that women are just selfish and date jerks instead of “nice guys” like them.
Bronies, nuff said.
Idiotic males who spend all their free time hating their job, their boss, their company, etc, living a completely meaningless life
Poorly dressed guys with no fashion sense who think looking like a bum or registered sex offender is masculine, and that having basic fashion and hygiene sense (such as wiping after using the toilet, and not showing up at a job interview with your Bart Simpson boxers hanging out of your sagging pants) is “gay”. And these choads wonder why it’s those ‘pretty boys’ getting all the women instead of them, when women can smell them from a mile away, and no it’s not the cologne they smell.
Loser men fawning over and idolizing any skanky, non obese woman as "smokin’ hot’; when obesity has only been an American trend since the 1980s; now the standards are so low that any women who merely “isn’t obese” is automatically fawned over as some kind of beauty queen by the average Joe and receives a negative ego boost.
Seriously, I’ve met loser, married, 50-year old men with careers fawning over slutty selfies of 19-year old girls taken with their eye-phone on Instagram, like they’re still the nerdy kid in Junior high who couldn’t get over the crush who though he was creepy the whole time.
When you have 50 year old married ‘men’ with kids fawning over some HS jock’s sloppy seconds and don’t even realize how utterly pathetic they are, it honestly just makes me want to to f-ck these guys’ wives in their beds just to spite them.
Seriously, I’m almost at the point that I hate the male sex, myself excluded of course. Don’t even care about making new male friends at this point, I like women better on the whole because in spite of plenty of degenerate women out there, Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga for example, they haven’t completely gone to the dogs like the average male has. At this point I almost just think of them as sexual competitors, nothing more, and if nothing else am glad that my competition for the fairer sex has become so easy, lol
Along with internet porn, garbage establishments like Hooters or “Wet T-Shirt contests”. Talk about desperate, at least when you pay for a whore or a sugar baby you’re actually getting the full monty. Here you’re just paying to be a pitiful voyeur, something which you could do for free simply by googling for nude pics if you were that desperate to begin with.
Seriously, shit like this is only for losers who are so desperate and sexually repressed they have to pay for the opportunity just to stare at slutty women, and only a profession for women who are so pathetic and insecure themselves that they find the idea of some fat nerd paying for the honor of gawking at her bolt-on tits flattering.
I honestly respect an actual whore more than a bimbo who flashes her tits for fat virgins at a Wet T-shirt contests or internet webcams, since even whores have better discretion at who they give their “invitation” to (unless they’re crack whores who are so addicted they’d sleep with the family dog if you paid them).
I’m glad this is in The BBQ Pit. You’re a troll, pure and simple. Well, you’re definitely not pure, but you certainly are simple. You’re polluting the other forums with your inane contributions. This board’s rules prohibit calling you out as a troll in those other forums. I didn’t consider you worth my time to dedicate a thread in the Pit to you, but you really jumped the shark (if possible, given your other trolling) with your BS in this thread’s posts 1 & 2.
By the way, the “greatest generation” was not the greatest. That generation fought and kicked to preserve Jim Crow. The advances in racial equality during WW2 were as a result of racism during the war against a particular race who are still stigmatized by a fair number of that so-called “greatest generation”.
I’m hoping for an early Christmas present, courtesy of the mods. But, hey, if they have to wait until Christmas Day to ban you, so be it.
Back in my day, we were too busy smoking Clint Eastwood movies and splitting logs with our dongs to sit on the internet and type about “men” like a bunch of broads in the steno pool.
Like I care what you think about me, princess. Anything I’ve posted you’re free to debate, you want to sit around and yell “troll” and “ban him!” because something I said rubbed your fur the wrong way rather than debate, I’ll just sit here and laugh at your impotence. “Respect mah authoritah!”
Who cares? We own more slaves today than we did pre-civil war. They’re just poor Asian people employed in sweatshops by megacorporations; people like you don’t care though since they aren’t ‘brown people’.
Everytime you buy something “made in China”, the blood of slave labor is on your hands, so I hope you’re comfortable with your karma.
I’m a millennial in my late 20s, probably younger than you. Even millennials like me are getting wind of it, so it’s definitely not just grandpa talk. But then again I’m a millennial who’s done stuff such as start his own online business, and study meditation and martial arts rather than spend all day uploading drunken selfies to his FB and watching cute cat videos on Youtube. Guess that makes me abnormal.
Why would a real man want to see his own penis? What value is in that? I’d assume a straight man would not like to see a penis at all and a gay man would want to see someone elses penis.
Shows you don’t like are unmanly? I really don’t know as I’ve never seen any of the shows you’ve mentioned. I look for them about as often as I search for my own penis actually.
Oh, you mean like the Honeymooners? That’s an old show dude.
I dunno, fawning over any woman sounds pretty hetero to me man. It seems like not going after someone because they out earn you says more about your insecurity than theirs. You know what attracts me in a woman? Her being a woman and that not being an attractant for you sounds like, well, someone who wants to see their own penis frankly.
I’m not into the big breast things either but attraction to breast size has fluctuated over time and really doesn’t say anything about men being momma’s boys.
These are momma’s boys yet they beat off to upskirts not downblouse images? That contradicts #5.
I don’t understand this either. It’s right up there with wanting to see your own penis.
Seriously? Hating your job is a timeless past time. You think the peasants liked tending the lords crops? Weak weak sauce.
I have no idea what that meant but I’d say wanting to see your own penis is more gay than again, pining over women you’re not getting.
Like that modern artist Peter Paul Rubens? He’s from the 1980’s right?
Sounds like you’re simply saying that if someone finds someone attractive that you don’t then they have no manhood. You’re pretty damned insecure. Maybe manhood has gone to the dogs and you are the example of that? Dogs after all lick their own penises. I think I’m on to something here what do you think?
Of course you don’t hate yourself sunshine. You love the look of your penis amirite? I mean, you have admitted that hetero women are your sexual competitors. You’re giving yourself away. Not that theres anything wrong with that. I think I’m gonna start calling you Bobby Brown because Bobby Brown Goes Down reminds me of you. Tell me, how’s Freddie been treating you lately?
No I said I don’t like men that much lately, I just think of them as sexual rivals.
I enjoy they company of women more, whether platonic ally or erotically. Men bore me to death lately; too many boys, not enough men. When you’re a millennial like me and you run into Baby Boomers who are embarrassingly immature for their age instead of being role models for youger men to follow, you start to get cynical like that. My dad was a Baby Boomer and basically all of the worst selfish, spoiled stereotypes of his generation, and I barely speak to him anymore - I was lucky though to have some uncles and grandpas who were strong male role models.
Dude, you admitted to a penis fetish, consider women as your sexual rivals and cry about men being out of shape nowadays. Lets face it. You sir are in denial. It’s pretty clear.
