Here’s when I got punched in the face.
There was also the time when one of my housemates, let’s call him Nick, since that’s his name, got totally hammered and started hitting on this girl at a bar. Her boyfriend wasn’t happy, and Nick suggested his irritation was because “she’s digging me more than you.” Nick then suggested that BF should walk away because his friends (including me) would “stuff you into that basketball hoop”.
We were escorted out before anyone got stuffed into anything. I suppose it wouldn’t have been me getting attacked, but some other guy getting attacked by Nick and Nick’s gang of unwitting thugs.
Good times.