Well of course she was gonna notice. You whipped it out while sitting right next to her. Personally, I don’t really enjoy masturbating while either of my parents are present.
(hijack)
I love stroking myself while watching my partner/girlfriend rub herself into a frenzy. It’s such a turn-on. 
Salute to joint masturbation!!
BTW, no, I’ve never really been caught, although when I was younger, I used to accidently leave my mags in my parent’s bathroom all the time. What was I thinking?
I’ve never been caught. But I walked in on my teenage son. I just said, “Oh, geez! Sorry!” and left the room. Totally embarrassing! For both of us. It was a little awkward later, but not too bad.
Well I was like 14-15yo and my two sisters and I were spending afternoon at a family friends place to play with their son and.daughter. Now I don’t know what got me all horny but at that age it coulda been anything really. (Was most likely the friends son Justin whom I really liked playing with and was hella cute) I decided to go do the deed in the basement cause there was a couch down there and had privacy from other kids there and the adults. I snuck down there and pushed my pants and undies all the way down and laid down, bare-assed and spread eagle, on the couch. I worked up a good and hot fantasy in my head, spit in my hand, and started taking care of business. Now while I was totally lost in my fantasy afternoon with Justin no doubt, my sister and the friends daughter snuck down cause they wanted to scare me and obviously had no idea what I was up to. Well they suddenly pop up from behind the couch and yell BOO or whatever and all of us just freeze. So here they are staring at my half naked self with pants literally arnd my ankles and my hard peepee in my palm. I jumped off the couch and was fumbling arnd and trying to quickly pull up my pants for what felt like forever, and screamed, ‘don’t just stand there staring!’ I was horrified and honestly can’t recall much of what happened after but for years and years later whenever my sister and this friend got together they would bring it up and laugh, i learned to joke and laugh about it with them later too but holy fuck was it aweful. I mean, my pants were around my ankles and everything! Really! =P
Now THAT ladies and gentlemen is how you resurrect a 12 year old thread!
Great username/post combo by the way 
Does teledildonics count?
Portnoy’s Complaint
This is why I’m not allowed on the subway. 
I don’t count buddies or brothers but once by the entire family and once by my mom.
1st time. 14 years old, family went on an outing. I raided the liquor cabinet and decided to masturbate while sitting in my dads recliner. I passed out with dick in hand and family came home and found me. My dad said, go to your room!
2nd time. about 14 again. I was having a sleepover with about 5 guys and we decided to have a contest to see who could get off the fastest. My mom came in and flipped on the light, my eyes were shut very tight and I was deep into concentration, everyone else but me stopped immediately. Suddenly I heard, steve are you allright? I said “oh I have an itch” We were all under covers but I am sure she figured it out. She never commented.
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Plenty of near-misses as a yoot–my bedroom door didn’t lock, and my father didn’t understand that “knock first, please” meant “knock first, then wait for me to ask you in” rather than “knock first and enter immediately”. 
In related history, I’ve walked in on my roommate giving her BF a BJ, heh. He was on the couch–I walked out, our eyes met, I turned right back around and went back into my bedroom for a while (and no, not in the “I’ll be in my bunk” way, you pervs!).
When you get caught masturbating, time slows down.
FWIW, that’s not punishment in that situation, it’s performance notes.
I was once masturbating by the fireplace and caught my shirt on fire (no harm done, though) and my girlfriend happened to walk in and see the whole thing and then the next night at a party she told everyone that I had burned a hole in my shirt. I was so humiliated!
A real ‘oopsie’ moment we can all relate to, I’m sure. (NrealSFW)
Not yet.
I was masturbating in a Home Depot carpark when these two sketchy looking dudes asked me the way to the cleaning products aisle. Thinking quickly I pointed casually with my penis, and they left in a hurry. I still got it.
It seems like it takes forever to pull up your tactical pants.
I was once caught three times in the span of about 10 minutes by the same person.
No but I was unjustly accused of it once.