BurnMeUp suggested this topic in the Masturbatory Kindness thread. ( I had to edit the whole statement, it was too long to be a thread title. Sorry, BMU) It was ment as a joke, but I thought “why not”? Any ideas? I say you scream at the top of your voice “OH MY GOD, IT’S GOING TO BLOW!!!” Not sure what to sat to a woman yet.
Dave, I like your style. You’re one of the Kings of Funny and/or Moving MPSIMS Topics, as far as I’m concerned.
Well, it would depend. If it was my girlfriend, I would like it, I think. I would certainly offer the services of Big Cold and the Cloggies as an alternative.
It could be your kid, of course. Not that I have any. What do parents do? I never got caught when I was young 
But wouldn’t “You’ll shoot yer eye out, kid!” be appropriate?
You tell your kid that it could cause blindness.
If he asks, “Can I do it until I have to wear glasses?”, then it’s out of your hands. So to speak.
Wally, if you do that you’ll fuck the kid up for life, you know it as well as I do. Just go “Whoops! Sorry…”, turn around, and walk right back out.
I was joking, matt.
Yeah, like the kid’s gonna be able to continue either way 
Story from a friend who was in our university’s vocal musical group that went on a summer tour a few years ago:
They had performed at the church, and as usual, were housed that evening by volunteering congregation families. As was typical of the rules governing such groups, the girl group members went to one home, the boys another. Well, the girls from the group (4 of them, I believe) went home with a family with some young men living at home (late teens, early twenties). My friend, thankfully the most unflappable and unshockable, walked in on one of these aroused young men spanking his monkey in the family room, using a fashion magazine as his inspiration. Her reaction was a giggling, “Oops, sorry,” and to later amuse (and repulse) more people than that boy would probably ever care to meet with the story.
A friend suggested her reaction should have been, “Excuse me, I just came to read the new issue of Cosmo that I saw lying aroun–OH! Well, then, I can see you’re not quite done with it yet.”
At 18, I would have been mortified had I walked in on him. At 27, I think I’d have a really, really hard time not laughing obnoxiously at the guy. I wonder if the guy wound up with some sort of sexual complex afterwards.
I agree with replying with a whoops, sorry comment. But I think it would be best if a laugh followed so that the guy realizes it is not serious. My fiance has walked in on me, and I have never seen him give me such a terrified look. He though I would be mad at him or something. Instead I asked him to join me 
Why, thank you very much, Coldfire. I really apreciate that. Right now I’m trying to think of a funny AND moving OP, but no luck yet. Maybe something about dead clowns. Oh, and Cold?
Brilliant! It’s sure got Diamoind Dave and the Twins all beat to hell.( really, no pun intended. )
Don’t mind me. Carry on.
What? You want me to leave? You’re no fun. 
OMG Shayna, you witch! That was exactly what I was going to write but you beat me to it. 
The fact that we are on the same brain wave should be very scary to you.
i am in a quite call center laughing out loud to shayna’s post. I look crazy now!!!
I don’t know how much truth there is to this story, but I know OF someone whose mother walked in on them and said, “Would you like a muffin with that?”
I think it would be quite appropriate to say “Oops! Didn’t mean to interrupt anything. I’ll come back when you’re not busy.”
~~Baloo
You want me to get you the kleenex?
“No, no, no…you’re doing it all wrong!”
I feel cheated. Shayna AND Diane both pre-empted me.
Hmmm… cheated AND unoriginal…
Just to give this thread some anecdotal decoration:
I once had a girlfriend surprise me in such a way (she def. wasn’t expected) and she just froze for a second before huffily saying “Well!” and storming from the room. She found it offensive that I would “do that sort of thing” while I was in a relationship. sigh She moved into X-Territory pretty quickly.
join in! LoL
I actually did catch son at this.
Lion and I were sleeping and I woke up to go to the bathroom, walked past son’s bedroom, the door was open. There he was in all his glory.
I never said a word, I was too stunned ! When Lion woke up I told him to tell ** his ** son that if he was going to do that, to at least shut the door !
You guys need to LEARN TO KNOCK!!!
Count me in the “Whoops, sorry” catagory. And I DO have a teenage son. Nuff said!