Choose masturbation over pursuing sex? Sure, all the time. Choose it over sex when sex is available? Never.
Well, sometimes sex isn’t as convenient. Like this one time, my wife was in the frozen foods aisle and I was over in pasta…
Makeshift aisle glory hole when you move the farfalle aside.
What? No comment yet on awesome poster name/thread topic?
Shake it, baby.
Wouldn’t work for me. I don’t like wandering more than two or three isles away from whoever I’m shopping with.
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Sullen? Really? You bitch about grammar and leave us with this?
appleciders: I’m proofing like a motherfucker!!!