somebody beat me to it - never mind.
My Best buddy in the whole world did it to a random person at a little souvenir shop in South Carolina with a FART. We had spent 5 glorious days drinking and playing golf and I decided I needed to get some stuff for the family before heading home. While in this tourist trap I decided to go to the restroom and as I was washing up to leave he comes walking in. He walks over to a urinal and he gives me a weird look and said “Good thing you are ready to leave” and let loose one of the most horrifying Farts I have ever had the displeasure of hearing and smelling. The sound itself was terrifying and when the stench hit me I immediately opened the door and left. As I was walking away I saw a guy walking towards the bathroom. I warned him that he did not want to go in there but he just walked on by. My buddy held the door open for him and as it closed I could hear the guy retching. My friend said it was one of the proudest moments of his life.
You could always make fun of the “Red Lobster: For The Seafood Lover In You!” ad. :eek: 