Have you ever pulled a muscle while wiping your butt?

I think that would definitely be a diet & conditioning signal. LOL

Three words: bidet toilet seat.

Speak for yourself.

You’re very welcome indeed.

No, I’ve never pulled a muscle wiping my butt, or anybody else’s for that matter.

But I did herniate a disk while pulling on my underpants. I tell people I did it rescuing children from a burning orphanage, but it was actually while pulling on my underpants.

I’m home yesterday and today because I tweaked/sprained/pulled something in my upper back and it’s excruciating to try to do normal office work, like typing and reaching for things. I’ve been lying on a heating pad and in about fifteen minutes, I’ll go the pharmacy for some prescription nsaids.

And what did I do to earn this strain? Nothing. I did no sort of twisting or reaching or physical exertion. Dr. Google says that common causes of upper back pain are doing close computer work and poor posture. I say that the one thing leads to the other.

And it does make wiping one’s butt a painful ordeal.