I saw the bones in my right arm one time. Hope never to do it again, either; I’m not squeamish, but I don’t like pain, and it fricken’ hurt!
Turns out that the way I acquired the injury was a series of mistakes, any of which, had I avoided, could have kept me from doing myself an injury.
The first mistake was sneaking into the (locked) swimming pool area of the apartment complex I was visiting friends at after school.
The second mistake was dropping my handy-dandy shaved nail file and watching it bounce into the drain, where I couldn’t reach it. Why was that a mistake? Because, without it, I could no longer pick the lock that kept the pool area closed off. The door was one of those spring-loaded wrought-iron gates that automatically latched and needed a key to open, regardless of which side you were on.
The third mistake was not arguing with the landlord, who was a crotchety bastard, when he caught me in the pool area. He asked how I’d got in there; I panicked and told him I’d climbed the fence (I didn’t want to get my friends in trouble). He said, “Well, you can get out the same way. Right now!”
So I tried. That was mistake #4. I’m not a very good climber, and finally, after much difficulty, while the jerk watched from inside the (locked) clubhouse that formed one wall of the pool area, I managed to get to the top. I swung my legs over, eyed the 10’ drop, gulped, and jumped.
I would’ve been fine, I think, except that the top of the wrought-iron fence caught my pants as I pushed off and spun me around. I ended up hitting the ground on my arms, with my hand flexed back and elbows rigid. The bones in my right forearm snapped (classic compound greenstick fracture). When the world stopped spinning, I realized that I hurt very much bad and that there was this funny-looking white bit sticking out of my arm.
Mistake #5 was that I told everyone I’d been climbing a tree and fell, rather than admit I’d been sneaking into the pool area. Granted, I shouldn’t have been there in the first place, but the landlord shouldn’t have forced me to climb the fence to get out, either.
–sofaspud