What's your lastest injury? Mine bloody eye.

As of this morning, I have a nice bright red half inch blotch of blood in my right eye, where it should be white only. It’s an improvement over the temporary complete redness right after I had the coughing episode. I had a crumb go down the windpipe and had to cough it out. I didn’t want surgery in a week from a lung infection. When I got done I was scarlet in my face and both arms hurt like hell. Constricted the vessels. I can feel a heat in areas like you get when your body is repairing damage. Any idea how many days it takes for the blood to be reasorbed out of the white of my eye?

Please add in any injuries you feel like talking about. Small ones welcome, don’t be imtimidated by somebody that has a big one. This isn’t a contest for the nastiest.

I fell off a cliff. Thankfully it was only 6 feet high. And I landed on my feet and didn’t change position at all. I thought it was pretty cool that one minute I was standing up there with my hand outstretched. And then almost instantly I was down there in the exact same position. The only injury was when my feet hit the ground my hand hit the cliff I was standing on and it gave me a massive bruise, a bunch of blood and a numb arm for a few minutes.

I got up yesterday morning, yawned, stretched my arms above my head, and screamed.

No, I wasn’t just then noticing my bedmate. Some evil demonic force had decided to grab a handful of my back muscles, snicker wickedly to itself, and yank–at least, that’s what it felt like.

I hobbled around like an old lady the rest of the day and whimpered and stiffened whenever I tried to sit down / someone touched me / I breathed. It’s mostly gone now, though.

You got lucky on the cliff being short, and landing on your feet. My mother hates heights, and will grab at us when close to a cliff, so we don’t fall over. She has come close to pushing us over with this lunge. We no longer allow her near us if we look over a landscape with a drop. We tell her to keep her ass back there so she doesn’t kill us.

Two cuts on the same index finger at work.

Hot cheese falling from the pizza onto my knuckle.

Open compound fracture of the ulna and radius.

Burned my arm on the oven pulling out French Onion Soup

paper cut on finger while trying to locate the charger for my cellphone. The worst part was that I was on my way to bed at the time that I did this, so I had to go downstairs and be seen by other members of the family while looking for a bandaid. ( I was visiting my parents, so was my brother and his family. Not all of them were still up, but it was still kind of embarassing, and paper-cuts hurt a lot more than one wishes they would.)

I have bronchitis and because of all the coughing, I’ve sprained my ribs. Well, it’s not like I could breathe deep right now anyway.

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It’s too early in the running to declare a thread winner, but you have the clear lead so far.

Well worth it, I’m sure. Mmmm.

Me, I keep getting the inside of my left cheek bitten by my back teeth. It just seems to get caught in there on occasion, and that makes it swell up and get even more irritated, causing me to bite it again. I’d say that about 90% of the time, I can’t bite down with out either biting my cheek, or having to puff my cheeks out with air, or lodging some food between my cheek and teeth while I am eating. This has been going on for over a year now and I can’t imagine a more annoying ailment.

Drill press + fly cutter + Valgard doesn’t clamp down thin stock + Valgard forgets his leather gloves = chunk out of index figure.

At least the finger is there. Somebody at work got the leather glove caught on a rotating cutter head. The thumb was only 3/4 disconected. I luckly only had to see it after all the stuff was stitched back in place.

Hit by a car.

First degree burn to inside of left forearm. It covers a good sized area. I got it while changing the oil on my car. I know you are supposed to wait until the car has cooled off, but I never have the patience for that.

Sgt Schwartz

Over the summer I worked at a movie theater and one day I was scooping popcorn while it was popping. An unpopped kernel covered in hot oil flew down into my cleavage and got stuck in my bra. We were really busy, so I had to wait for a minute or two before I could go back into the kitchen and take it out. It ended up giving me a thumbprint sized blister that healed into a raised red scar, right on the side of my breast. I hate popcorn.

Moving a super-hot tray out of the oven, I tried to put it on the minimal space on the work surface. But to make space for it, I had to move a plate with my left hand.

Didn’t realise it was a broken plate, and I jammed my palm onto a nasty bit of broken china. Quite deep, too, so I have a horrible bloody mess in my left hand and still no place to put my scalding food in my right hand, now getting too hot even through the cloth. So I use my bloody hand to sort things out. Made a right mess!

It’s kinda healed now, but for a couple of days it’d open up if I had to use that hand to grip anything. Had a PT test the day after, and left a nice bloody handprint when I’d finished the press-ups!

Two cuts, mostly healed, on my left index finger. I got a new chef’s knife for Christmas! It’s very sharp…

It was Christmas Day, and we’d given my mother in law a set of knives. My husband was taking them out of the packaging so we could use them while preparing Christmas dinner. He manages to badly cut four fingers on the palm side of his left hand.

So, once turkey carving time rolled around, he was unable to hold the turkey steady because it was hurting his cut hand, so turkey carving fell to me. It was my first time carving a turkey, and I did really well! I almost finished, I was just removing the breast we were not going to eat, when my hand slipped and the knife sank into the bottom of my thumb. I managed to back away quickly enough to avoid drenching the turkey in blood, of which there was a LOT.

So we headed to the ER. I got six stitches, one way down in the fascia, five in the skin, plus a tetanus shot.

All went well for a little over a week, it seemed to be healing fine, no infection. My doctor told me I should start leaving it uncovered sometimes. So, I made the mistake of cleaning my bedroom, bathroom, and office without putting a bandage on first (basically, I meant to cover it, but I forgot, then got so absorbed in the cleaning, I was nearly done when I finally remembered). Something nasty got in there, and it swelled way up. I started applying bacitracin and keeping it covered all the time again.

That was apparently mistake number two. A couple days later, the whole area was nearly purple and leaking pus. It was the weekend, though, so on Monday I called up my doctor and said, “say, I think my hand is infected.” I went in that day, she agreed, took out my stitches, and gave me some Keflex. Yay nausea and other unpleasant gastrointestinal side effects! But my hand is looking much better. Still hurts like a bitch, though.