Do they make socks out of Teflon or something? Can you buy a sock full of Vaseline at the drug store? Maybe then I would try it.
Sox sex sucks.
If only it could.
So it can cause you to go blind.
That’s like judging the movie Caddyshack from only seeing Caddyshack 2. The three theatrical release American Pie films were actually quite good.
And actually, that’s Band Camp was probably the best of the direct to DVD American Pie films. Not like that sets a high bar or anything. But I did manage to sit through the whole thing while watching it on TBS.
I have never socked it to me. Never heard of it until this thread.
Hey, holographs from beyond the grave usually don’t post on message boards at all, so you shouldn’t let it stop you here. 
I heard about it on “Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In” which certainly dates me.
I have a hard enough time keeping track of my socks. By the end of the wash cycle I’m wearing whatever mismatched socks I can scrounge up.
It’s not like I have spares that I can use for something that wouldn’t even feel good.
So do you date yourself with or without a sock?
A shirt from the clothes hamper is both softer and more absorbent for cleanup.
Wearing it during is hard to figure, I guess the appeal is if you are REALLY concerned about containment.
Oops, wrong thread.
You just have to get the right kind of sock
My sock?
No.
Socks? Pfft. Amateurs. You want to get a dish towel, rubber bands, two sponges, a microwave, and a condom.
Gotta be safe, you know.
So, tube socks are aptly named then?
What about Bobby socks?
Can a moderator make this poll public?
I don’t get the attraction.
Now if said sock were made of skin, and it lubricated itself, and it had a woman envloping it … maybe. But it just doesn’t sound like it would feel that good. Besides … even jerkin’ the gherkin’ I appreciate a good money shot.
Not a sock. A t-shirt, or a pair of dirty underwear, yes. A sock? I wouldn’t want something that stinky near my winky.
Was it ever.
As I post this, the next thread up is “Help me fill my wife’s Christmas stocking!”
Um…okay.