This holiday season, instead of dick in the box, give her jizz in the sock!
Socks to masturbate? That’s new to me lol…
Heard of it, never used one. A tissue or some toilet paper has always been perfectly adequate for containing the mess.
“Hey, your dick smells like feet.”
My g/f used to work with the mentally handicapped and they actually taught some of the male clients to do their business in a sock to keep the rest of the clients in the house from accidentally coming in contact with…stuff.
In days of old when knights were bold
and condoms weren’t invented.
They wrapped their socks around their cocks
and walked away contented.
I used to, until I developed a case of Athlete’s Dick.
I think the OP is missing the point. It’s not for jerking off it’s for clean up.
Yes and I’ll still do it on occasion.
Okay, serious question: would that be so? Or would it dissolve in the laundry, like all the other gross stuff – dead skin cells, dead bacteria, sebum, oils, dandruff, etc. – that gets on our clothes from our bodies? Or are our clothes suffused with a fine miasma of our precious bodily fluids? What about laundering the bed sheets after a night of hunka-hunka-burnin’-love? Do the love juices spread to our shirts and slacks anyway?
If one had a magical semen detecting ray, and shone it around the typical house, would the stuff be everywhere?
I almost went to post this in General Questions, but decided to have mercy…
I’d have to get bigger socks.
The average male produces around 130,000,000 sperm heads in each ejaculation. A peer-reviewed international study has found that cotton underwear retains 43% of the DNA after it’s been through each wash. “So you have to do quite a few washes to reduce DNA below the detectability of the tests,” he says. That means the contamination could well have occurred in an earlier handwash.
From here: Stuff
Having said that - I would imagine all sorts of things affect it - however, whether or not it’s true, you can still tease someone about it 
As a girl in high school, I had of course heard of it here and there but for some reason, I have this idea set in my head that there was a specific reason for using a sock. That, when a teenage boy was living at home, he would use a sock as a ‘secret’ cleanup method, something that he could use that wouldn’t arouse suspicion from mom/family members. So instead of using an suspiciously large amount of tissue and having the evidence clear for all to see in his trashcan, he could use a sock, throw it in the hamper as he would normally do and no one would be the wiser. No idea WHERE I got this idea but it’s stuck with me throughout the years.
It might help a little if one pre-rinses socks that have been used for…um…
I’m not sure Tinactin will increase sales with commercials of that bursting into flames at half-time.
I suppose I can see the logic there, but tissue can flush down the toilet so it’s not really an issue.
I don’t understand, if you don’t use a sock, then what do you use to tie around your neck?
Let me tell you, rubbing that stuff on my peepee sure tingled! :eek:
It got rid of the fungus, though.
I’d have thought the texture would be wrong. I use a handkerchief.
May I suggest you refer to it as your spankey hankey?