Have you ever used your sock to masturbate?

The real explanation for the post is likely way tamer than my what my sick imagination has produced. I hope.

It was because I realized it was a zombie thread and felt embarrassed. :wink:

Yes, but now we are all curious about your sock experience(s).:smiley:

Okay. I’m female, and I do use socks in the situation mentioned in the thread title. I won’t go into further details.

You’re welcome. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m speechless.:slight_smile:

O gets the Square. next question please…

No, but I have made extensive use of this method

Take two pillows put the one onto of the other. Then get a sandwich bag put some kind of lube like olive oil of baby oil and lightly coat the inside of the bag. Not to much though because it can leek out and make a mess. Get naked get an erection (when your penis is hard) put the bag on your penis. Then put your penis with the bag in between the pillows adjust your penis to a comfortable position and hump away but make sure that you penis isn’t hitting the back of the bag because if it dose you’ll brake the bag and have to start all over.

The other bonus was basically, the mess was in the bag and the skin of my penis was always so soft. Literally the iron fist in the velvet glove :smiley:

Of course this is less workable when you are trying to crank one out while the SO is snoozing beside you.

OK this concludes my TMI baring of the soul for the day

Ah, to be young again! drachillix’ technique would have been fine for me…fifteen years ago. Today? Between lumbago and sciatica, my spine just can’t do what’s required!

many mothers wondered why they had to darn the socks 6 inches from the opening, long before the usual heel or toe areas.

now they know

several socks tied end to end, like a magician does with hankercheifs?

That’s funny–when I read your post, I thought the same thing. :eek:

For you sock-whackers out there: Does the sock ever get filled up? If so, how long does it take?

Watch while I pull a rabbit out of my…

Use once, then launder (with a pre-soak to keep the – ah – material from solidifying.)

Long before it would fill up, it would solidify into a hard, nasty, crusty mass, and be useless for the purpose.

(Of course, there are some people who…)

As in, how many sessions? :confused:

Well, yeah. How many ejaculations would it take?

And another thing . . . does one “wear” the sock like a condom while whacking, or merely use it as a receptacle to catch the “output”?

Like a condom.

OK, then I see your point about matters becoming uncomfortable long before fill.

Whose sock should we be using?