Have you NEVER seen a Black woman NAKED?????!!!!!!!

Weedeater, what’s your damage? Pull your head out.

No, never seen a black woman naked, but since I’m not into the whole naked woman thing anyway, why waste such beauty on one unable to properly appreciate it?

<sniff>…you guys are such cool white people…<sniff>
i’d like to thank bobkitty for the compliment, because admittedly, i have breasts like lisa nicole carson. and as my personal trainer Joe said, ‘i’m going to make every italian guy in here drool over you …but you gots lots to drool over already’

…i need a tissue…

I know what you mean. Everytime somebody wants to borrow my dick to fix a watch it pisses me off too.

Mutual Commiseration Society… group hug!

Actually, Cecil, our mentor disagrees with you, vivian.

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_193.html

Wait, wait, wait…

Why, exactly, would the throwing of oneself down someone else’s cleavage require the tying of one’s ass to a board?

This is some kind of sick-o, perverted heterosexual thing, isn’t it? And you say we’re unnatural?

Esprix

I dunno…I think they’re rude for staring, but what the hey…I’ve never seen a black woman naked either. Except porn, and I don’t think that counts.

And it’s not my fault I was raised in an upper-middle-class WASP community.

However, I’d like to second the “drowning in Lisa Nicole Carson’s cleavage” emotion…and if at any time you’d care to walk the other side of the race/gender/orientation fence I’ll be happy to do everything in my power to make the transition as painless as possible.

Unless you like that sort of thing.

[sub]This cannot be considered a flirt. Everyone knows I don’t flirt. Plus, this is the Pit. So chalk every word in here up to scientific curiosity…please!!![/sub]

well, from my experience…they do. i’m basing this on the fact that white male porn stars don’t seem to be ‘packing’ as much punch…except for that italian dude…i forget his name.

you guys make me laugh… :slight_smile:

Only if you do it right, baby; only if you do it right.

Inpricko Fermey?

Yes, it is a flirt! :stuck_out_tongue:

I gotta mark this on my calender.

not sure…i’m not even going to try to look it up. i don’t need 97 pop ups on my screen…i’m pretending to work.

Yeah, I gotta ring in here with the “I’d look in admiration” crowd. I am the pastiest of the pasty white Caucasian people. I am blue-white. Naked, I and those of my ilk are sort of veiny and pinkish and mottled and bleh.

Now, naked black skin… oooh la fricking la. It looks great. A black body is like a work of art, really pleasing to my eye. And I don’t think that’s any more “racist” (to those of you who feel squeamish) than preferring pink sunsets to orange ones. It’s just what one’s eye likes.

Now there were a lot of things I didn’t know back when I was all sheltered, such as what you mentioned (you don’t wash black hair every day) and things like “What is ashy skin?” That’s just feeble-minded ignorance that I couldn’t help.

I’ll try not to stare at your hoo-haw if we’re ever naked together.

Uhhh… Esprix? I’m a girl. Just like to walk on the wild side every now and then. :smiley:

And the board is to keep from disappearing forever. I mean, have you SEEN LNC’s cleavage? If you have a board tied to your ass, she can pull you back out when she wants you to move on to more… things. :wink:

Make sense? :slight_smile:

-BK

Vivian:
Ummmm, are you uhhhh, Naked, right now?

**Now there were a lot of things I didn’t know back when I was all sheltered, such as what you mentioned (you don’t wash black hair every day) and things like “What is ashy skin?” That’s just feeble-minded ignorance that I couldn’t help. **

our hair, normally is very dry. so to wash it everyday, would dry it out even more.
ashy skin is when a black person can’t afford to buy some good ole fashion vaseline, Keri lotion or cocoa butter. When our skin gets dry, it takes on a sorta white appearance. which is why our skin seems to shine all the time.

i do have to admit…seeing some of these white ladies naked freaks me out. i didn’t know you had vains in your ass until i saw y’all…<shudder>

ummmmm…no. seeing as i’m at work and all…but i will be naked at approx. 8pm EST for those of you interested

Only if it’s a really nice one.

A myth, an urban legend, a lie. The fact of the matter is that black women have smaller hoo-haws.