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Walking the dogs. On the backside of the pond I stop to rest a second.
Bayliss, being a good dog, let’s out a low growl and I look down at what he sees and this is what I found.
A round, perfectly clear glass ball.
I cannot think of how this got there.
I don’t remember ever owning a nearly golf ball size glass ball.
Yep. Alien egg.
“Take me to your leader, resistance is futile!”
I wish you luck on your impending journey.
The Gods Must Be Crazy is a 1980 comedy film written, produced, edited and directed by Jamie Uys. An international co-production of South Africa and Botswana, it is the first film in The Gods Must Be Crazy series.
Set in Southern Africa, the film stars Namibian San farmer Nǃxau ǂToma as Xi, a hunter-gatherer of the Kalahari Desert whose tribe discovers a glass bottle dropped from an airplane, and believe it to be a gift from their gods. When Xi sets out to return the bottle to the gods, his journey becomes intertwined with that of a biologist (played by Marius Weyers), a newly hired village school teacher (Sandra Prinsloo), and a band of guerrilla terrorists.
Wow. That sounds like loads of fun.
I’ve gotta another picture of it in my hand.
It creeps me right out to look at it.
I was just looking at the one I posted here.
I realized it’s smiling.
This thingy is mocking me!
Eeeeekk!
Well I’m freaked out now.
I’ll bet I can’t lose it or destroy it
Doomed, I tell you. Doomed!!
Bayliss tried to warn me.
Will I never learn?
As long as it doesn’t look like this, you’re probably OK.
Not only is it smiling, but it appears to have one eye and two noses!
~VOW
If it needs a name, I suggest MacGuffin!
If it looks like this, you’re probably not OK.
I like it.
Well, I lie.
I don’t LIKE it, but the name works.
I was showing the glass ball to Son-of-a-wrek.
Here’s his theory (disclaimer: he’s nuts): He says the moon is covered with tiny glass spheres. The dark government is mining these things for a secret power source. Some moon rock glass spheres are bound to get lost every now and again.
He wants to test his theory by running experiments. DIL vehemently told him “Nope”.
He’s studying it magnetic properties. I’m not letting him take it out of my sight. I fear for his safety 
Anyway, I have my own experiments to be performed🤭
Top exchange:
Mpudi: [Riding in the LandRover] So how did this thing get up the tree?
Steyn: She was stuck in a watape tree, and I… do you know she has flowers on her panties?
Mpudi: So that’s how this thing got up the tree.
This is a hilarious movie. The Land Rover climbing the tree scene is quite memorable. And you get to learn that “click” language. I didn’t realize it was more then one film.
Update:
Found another one. They attract each other like magnets.
Am I insane?
If you find one, it’s happenstance. If you find two, it’s coincidence. If you find three, it’s an alien invasion!! 
Or, a Wrek offspring is gaslighting you. 
Wut? He’s crazy-pants.
I found a smaller one. About the size of a biggie marble.
I’m beginning to think Son-of-a-wrek is not so crazy. Just prankish.
Bwhaaaaaa? The smartest cookies around and no theories as to what it is? I can’t see pictures on my (work issued) computer so I finally checked it out on my phone. Very interesting but I can’t see it clearly enough. Somebody make with the hypothesizing already!
Same.
I have a theory, but it’s not worth the brain matter that came up with the theory.
I think we need more and better pictures. One of each with a ruler nearby to give us scale. One of all of them together. Theories need something to start from (unless you’re Qrazy).