Having a Zima.

I just bought two six-packs ($7.49 each) and I’m happier than I’ve been in ten years (except maybe for getting married). I love this stuff! We used to sit on the beach* and consume vast quantities of it.** It didn’t leave a bad taste in your mouth and (thanks to the relatively low 5% ABV) it didn’t knock you on your butt.

To be fair, Zima Gold was a really bad idea and it tasted like crap. After production was discontinued, I tried all sorts of wine coolers and various other malt beverages, but none of them had the Sprite-like taste and lightness*** of Zima (original).

Zima is worth every penny. Maybe I can clear out the spare bedroom and stock up before they discontinue it again.****
*at the age of 50

**10-12 bottles at a sitting

***YMMV

****refer to other posters’ plans for making money on .22 ammo

Not sure where the “gross” descriptor comes from. Fresh Zima has a lemon/lime flavor similar to Sprite and 7Up, though a tad sweeter. It may not be to your taste, though I think calling it gross may be more than a little over the top. If Zima is gross, then so is just about all non-alcoholic soda.

I never had it so I’ll pick some up if I see it at the store.

But I’d better pick up some porn, jumbo tub of Crisco, and a box of condoms when I go. I don’t want to get embarrassed when I place Zima on the conveyor; better look like I wasn’t making a special trip.

Scumpup don’t listen to them. They probably think Casa Bonita is the height of a culinary experience.

I am so trying the Zima Slushee.

NM

Great user name and thread topic combo!

Wrong pairing. Not Zima, Boone’s Farm.

The OP’s isn’t much better.

slides into bar stool
“Hey baby, how 'bout I buy you a Zima?”

Like I say, it’s possible I got a bad batch. It wasn’t soda-like; it was seriously vile.

My sister the bartender absolutely loves Zima, so she’s in hog heaven since it’s been reintroduced. I think it’s nasty, but then, I think most alcoholic drinks are nasty. Except Kahlua and cream…

It’s a joke, and a bad one. When I was in college a lot of the girls I knew drank a ton of that stuff and often got trashed out of their skulls because it’s a malt liquor after all. A buddy of mine said something akin to “Zima: the date rape drug of the 1990’s” as a joke and I can’t help but think of that every time I hear the word Zima.

Sorry. Should have just kept that to myself.

I’ve never had one. Is there anything unique/special about it?

Now? Not really. The Smirnoff coolers, Mike’s Hard Lemonade, and other products are aimed at the same market. In the early 90s it was a nice choice when beer or wine wasn’t really what you wanted. I always liked to sqeeze some lime in my Zima to make it a little more tart.

Chronos, knowing you, I have to believe that this is a the mod-hat speaking, and not your own sense of humor!

Did ya loose a bet?

I was out with a couple of other guys when Zima came out, and when the bar maid came to take our order, she said that they had the stuff. We ordered a can, and 3 glasses. She took away the empty can and 3 glasses holding about 10.5 oz. of the stuff. Then we got down to drinking.

IIRC, it wasn’t so much bad, as just not good.

I agree. The lime cuts the sweetness a bit.

Personally, I find that the wine coolers (many of which are also actually malt beverages) and other products have a stronger and more disagreeable taste. Zima tastes much more like (non-diet) Sprite and is pretty refreshing when you’re out in the heat.

And, as I mentioned before, Zima is only 5% ABV…much lower than many micro-brews and even some national brands of beer. The idea that a couple of bottles will knock a teenager on his/her butt is greatly exaggerated. It ain’t PJP.

Pneumocystis jiroveci Pneumonia ?:confused:

Which macrobrews are over 5%???

I stand firm. Zima’s clear: Boone’s Farm muddies the color of the vomit.

Nothing like kicking back with a Zima, listening to tunes on my Zune, and using other failed products that begin with a Z that I can’t think of right now.