So my girlfriend and I are supposed to have drinks tonight with her friend and her friend’s new boyfriend. Her boyfriend happens to work as a producer or something for Fox News.
Now my GF is pretty conservative and watches a lot of Fox News while I tend to be more moderate. I’m not an Obama fanboy or anything, but I’m probably going to vote for him (like it matters in NY / NJ).
Anyhow, I think it would not be totally out of character to fuck with them a little bit.
I could be “Obama Fanboy Hardon Guy”:
“I just think Obama is glorious.”
“Of course we’re voting for Obama…we’re not ignorant!”
“Look, I don’t know much about his policies. I’m just looking forward to free health care and taxing the shit out of those rich Wall Street fat cats.”
Or I could go the other route and be “Right Wing Conservative Guy”:
“Well, I don’t know if I feel comfortable voting for a Black Muslim terrorist who hates white people.”
“I think Sarah Palin has some very well thought out policies and a nice rack.”
“Of course I’m voting for McCain! Do you think I want to make Baby Jesus cry!”
“McCain has what I really look for in a candidate. Lot’s of pent up anger.”