Hay Mully! see this hot chick link!

As you can see, I am a newbie here, I just read the post from CHIEFSCOTT listed
On todays thred spotting section of the home page, since Im such a newbie
I do not yet know how to refrence it via hyper text link, but im sure one of you
Nice administrators will chime in
the thred was about how newbies like me will get
BIG responses to our threads here on this board if we just follow some fun and easy
Steps:

In keeping with rule #1

Well here it is, a link to a hot chick! Just like he said!
http://home.dencity.com/hotchick

In keeping with rule #2 and #3

Hey everybody, what’s your opinion of the above link!
(don’t hold back now, tell us how you feel)

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now I sit back and let the flames roll in!

Cute hijinx!

ChiefScott’s advice can be seen in this thread. And it must work, cause I’m here.

Great link by the way. All I can say is that I bet that animal could really swing from a vine, wink wink, nudge nudge.

BTW, Janx, if you hit the “quote” icon under this post, it will show you the code used to make a word a link, italics and bold are also included.

Is that your sister? Or your mom?

Its my girl friend

she is a cutie though aint she!

Two-timing bitch. She said I was the only one. Oh well, Never trust a monkey. Except with your car keys. They will usually take good care of those.

Wow, we should go on jerry springer!

:::Jerry comes on - looking serious - mic. in hand:::

Today, 2 men will confront their mutual lover
about leading a double life, and cover up of
the sexually explicit pose of her found on the internet at:
http://home.dencity.com/hotchick
which led to the 2 men discovering each other,
yes, today we will talk about:
Men who love monkies and the monkies who hate them!

It also says sumthing about thred masterbation,
thats what this is!

bump!

Wow… I guess ChiefScott was right, 10:1 views to replies is a pretty decent ratio.

By the way, I saw a picture of that same monkey with another monkey at http://www.monkeylovin.com

[sub]Turns out it’s a real site as well…[/sub]

Thats it! now shes modeling head shots for x rated cartoon!
and as her pimp er, uhhm, boy friend, im entitled to 80%
after Jerry springer she and I must have a little
“chat”

intresting…

9 answers, (3 of them mine)

97 page views…

but the hot chick pic, at

http://home.dencity.com/hotchick

has more views then this thread…

how can that be?

Heh. Someone bookmarked the photo page? I surely do not want to know who, if that’s the answer. :wink:

I wanna know who!

I wanna share dirty secrets with them!
I wanna soil the table cloth!
I want bawdy company, into the wee hours of the night!
I want Microsoft to GAIN 8 points!
I want the world and I want it now!~

but still the math just doesnt work out!

Oh hummm

soooooooooo

whats your fantasy?

This reminds me of a picture someone sent me of a cat sitting in a sauce pan on a stove top (it’s a pretty tight fit) and it’s called hotpussy.jpg. Har har har.

OH MAN, Bob, can you e-mail me copy of that to add to
the hot chick page

then the address would be
server.com/hotchick/hotpussy.htm

In fact this is a call to ALL dopers! if you have any
funny images that play with words of a sexual nature
(like the above) please e-mail em to me and Ill put em up
on the “hot chick” site, I register it with all the search engines, think of all the blue balls who will hit the page
wanting to see pics of “hot pussy” and only getting stupid
pet tricks…

har har har har

OH MAN, Bob, can you e-mail me copy of that to add to
the hot chick page

then the address would be
server.com/hotchick/hotpussy.htm

In fact this is a call to ALL dopers! if you have any
funny images that play with words of a sexual nature
(like the above) please e-mail em to me and Ill put em up
on the “hot chick” site, I register it with all the search engines, think of all the blue balls who will hit the page
wanting to see pics of “hot pussy” and only getting stupid
pet tricks…

har har har har

Actually, I wasn’t going to, but since you posted it twice I changed my mind.

Hay gang!

[THE EXCLUSIVE
HOT CHICK LINK[/URL} HAS JUST BEEN UPDATED!

now YOU, yes YOU! can enjoy Janx´s exclusive
link to [url=http://home.dencity.com/hotchick/gotcha.html]HOT PUSSY!](http://home.dencity.com/hotchick)

Check it out! today!

http://home.dencity.com/hotchick

with new exclusive link to

HOT PUSSY!

How in the world does my good name continue to get roped into things like this?