A lovely birthday jungle for you courtesy of The Vandals
Happy Birthday to Me
It’s my birthday and I’ll do what I want to Fuck you it’s my birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
it’s my party, I’ll make you cry if I want to…or leave.
Fuck you, it’s not your birthday, so do what I say.
For 24 hours your wishing me well
364 days I’m in hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.
Alone on my Birthday,
I’m going to Denny’s 10 times today
No Tip! it’s my birthday, so do what I say
Thanks mom, didn’t have an abortion
Or my birthday wouldn’t be today
But I guess it’s my good fortune
My birthday’s today
How could you forget my birthday?
That’s really immature
Fuck you for forgetting my birthday
you didn’t do what I say
24 hours no wishing well
now 365 days I’m in Hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.
Spank Me!
I can’t believe you forgot my birthday
it’s my birthday and you’re wrecking it
now it’s just like any other day
you didn’t do what I say
I wish I had that song on file last week when my birthday was completely overlooked… guess I will save it for when someone asks me why I am mad at them…
Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...