Shameless, I know… but I had to work today, my co-workers forgot me and I need some love.
Today’s my 31st birthday! My exciting celebration: Treating myself to delicious pizza for lunch and we’re having friends over for dinner tonight.
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, dogs are from Pluto.
Wow… i think everyone should be spoiled on their birthdays… Have the best day ever!!!
“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”
::ahem::
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuu.
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuu.
Happy Birthday, Canthearyaaaaaaaa…
Happy Birthday to you!!!
You look great! Younger every year! 
I’m not even surprised that Sue was the first to respond to my post… she actually did remember me with a very sweet ICQ this morning.
(((thanks suebaby)))
Zette, you’re so funny… thanks for the b-day greeting!
Happy Birthday. Ya shoor, you betcha.
Zette… you are a breath of fresh air in the morning!! (hint hint… when its my b-day puleeez tell me how young i look LOL)
“Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.”
A lovely birthday jungle for you courtesy of The Vandals
Happy Birthday to Me
It’s my birthday and I’ll do what I want to Fuck you it’s my birthday.
A special holiday only for me, so do what I say,
it’s my party, I’ll make you cry if I want to…or leave.
Fuck you, it’s not your birthday, so do what I say.
For 24 hours your wishing me well
364 days I’m in hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.
Alone on my Birthday,
I’m going to Denny’s 10 times today
No Tip! it’s my birthday, so do what I say
Thanks mom, didn’t have an abortion
Or my birthday wouldn’t be today
But I guess it’s my good fortune
My birthday’s today
How could you forget my birthday?
That’s really immature
Fuck you for forgetting my birthday
you didn’t do what I say
24 hours no wishing well
now 365 days I’m in Hell, Oh well.
Happy Birthday to me.
Spank Me!
I can’t believe you forgot my birthday
it’s my birthday and you’re wrecking it
now it’s just like any other day
you didn’t do what I say
Happy Birthday to me
Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.
I’m deeply touched, Burnbaby.
Because that song conveys my emotions, exactly.
:::preparing razor for tomorrow morning:::
Canthearya: Nothing wrong with a little shameless self-promotion.
Happy Birthday!!!
Ya don’t look a day over 30.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Well, a happy (or at least non-crappy) birthday to you, Canthearya.
(And I would like to take this opportunity to remind the assembled that mine is coming up in a little over a month…)
God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
Neitzsche is God. -Dead
(joining Zette)
“… And you smell like one toooooooo!”
Many happy returns!!
“Vandelay!! Say Vandelay!!”
Happiest of days, and many more!!
I wish I had that song on file last week when my birthday was completely overlooked… guess I will save it for when someone asks me why I am mad at them…
Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic...Happy Birthday!
Want some nifty sayings? Of course you do!
So without further ado … from Glitch’s Nifty Saying Folder …
“Distance tests a horse’s strength, time test reveals a man’s character” - Chinese Proverb (conviently translated too)
“One should count each day a seperate life” - Seneca
“Every day is a gift. Treat it kindly. Share it with joy.” - Author unknown
I don’t seem to have any birthday related one, but I hope you enjoyed these none-the-less.
Enjoy your day!
Just had my 30th b-day last friday. Happy birthday you scorpio type, you!!!
Happy Birthday Canthearya! I’m going to eat a tasty Gyros and drink some nice German beer tonight in honor of the occasion.
Happy Birthday!
Did you know you share this birthday with Carl Sagan and Spiro Agnew?
Dopeler effect:
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
some horoscopes for the scorpio:
“You’re going to die… fucking”
“Everyone enjoys a party, but try to control your childlike glee now that you’re finally 10 years old.”
Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised.
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
I mean, Happy Birthday! (That’s it, right?)
Cessandra
Why sex is better than religion: You can scream “Oh, God” during sex, but just trying saying “Oh, f***” in church!
Happy Happy Joy Joy! Hope yours is great! Even though it’s almost over…sorry didn’t get here sooner!