Those sound more like Phallic Symbols of Fertility Rather than Dildo’s - And I agree, those ancient chinese ones, are all over the place, their creation/obsession mutated like rabbits somehow. Now, we probably have more Chickety China Chia Dongs on this planet than we have roaches. I’ve seen some fairly revolting looking ones go for well over 6 figures (And that’s just online) Maybe you could put together an “Ancient Chinese Female Relief Treasure Chest” Sell it and buy a new house.
But dealing in Antiques i’m sure you’re quite well aware of how obscene the amounts of money are, that you can get for certain ones. Some people just have far too much money to blow. But If I were One of them I wouldn’t complain. Hell No - I’d probably be a phallic statue connessieur (sp)
Try Sailing Those Babies Onto eBay…
(And give me your username so i can watch your auctions!!)
Hehehe… the phrase “with proper care” cracks me up. As opposed to, say, using the dildo to hold up your car while changing the oil or perhaps using it to pry up manhole covers or something.
Ahem… coff coff And your point to walking around with a live penis is…?
Can it do something special? Turn Flips Perhaps? Does it wear a circus hat and clown shoes? A Ninja Costume? Can it be sterilized with a simple swab of alcohol? Hidden under a mattress in the blink of an eye when company walks in?
Simply walking around with a live hunk of meat 'tween yur legs doesn’t qualify you as special. Maybe if perhaps you could elaborate on what: Let me see glass do this entails,
you might be entitled to a scooby snack.
Otherwise I’d have to go with the Glass Version for Originality, Beauty, Creativity, The Ease of Care and Inability to Induce pregnancy and run away. heh.
Oh and it’s cost effectiveness.
Pepper isn’t going to want someone to handle it! Don’t you know how notorious Pyrex is for getting fingerprints all over it?
I nominate Anthracite. She’s going to be seeing Pepper in person (or should that be “in Persson”?), after all.
I’d love to contribute but I’ll need to come up with an explanation my wife will accept for why I’m chipping in to buy another woman a sex toy. Anybody got any ideas?
“Well, Honey, Love of My Life, I can’t be on their Honeymoon with them. And, not taking anything away from her husband, I won’t be there to show her the true pleasure only I can provide. You, after all, have a monopoly on that. So I thought I’d do the next best thing and offer a few bucks so that she can have The Juicer. It’s really the least I can do.”
Well, it fights ignorance, doesn’t it? It “looked” fun on television, but that all may have been acting and tricks with lighting and smoke and mirrors and such. It’s just hearsay. They say it’s worth that much, but that’s just their say-so. So when you get down to it (in it?) only a properly scientific test will do.
However, the cites she’d have to provide would likely violate parts of the SDMB’s Terms of Agreement, but those can be rewritten with an exemption clause, I’m sure.
By the way, I’ve been meaning to ask: In this show on HBO, did they show the Juicer in action? I mean, were there people on camera being juiced? If so, can someone tape it for me when it airs again?
It’s starting to sound like I need to break down and subscribe.
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