I dunno about that, but picture about 7 or 8 naked elderly ladies laying around in a circle doing the Hand Jive.
Where’s the barfing smiley?
You know what was even worse than the elderly masturbation class?
There was one that had a masturbation club. That wouldn’t have been so bad until you realized there was a reason they were members of a masturbation club. I hate to sound petty or shallow, but these people were ugly. Usually Real Sex puts me in the mood to mess around a bit, but I couldn’t do anything for a week after I saw that.
I still shudder at the thought.
The masturbation club-was that like the one where they had those old, ugly fat couples joining this wilderness sex thing with positions like, “The deer.” The wolf", or something? And they were like in the middle of some glen, going at it?
Real Sex usually makes me wanna toss my cookies-some of the people there are so disturbing!
I would hope not! I was actually referring to how much easier the acrylic thing would be to clean -vs- a fresh, live penis.
Talk is Cheap - Screw Hard.
All this talk of pitching in to buy this thing… Am I the only one who’s flashing back to the underwear-bear thread? I think if it’s bought collectively it MUST go on a world tour first! 
Wonderful, just wonderful. I will now have nightmares.
I am also very, very glad I don’t get HBO. I’m all for fighting ignorance, but…but… ::shudder::
Eh, it won’t be going on the world tour without me! 
Will there be demonstrations at each stop in this world tour?
Then I guess it’s a good thing it can be boiled.
[sub]Wonder if you can autoclave it?[/sub]
Well, if the board is all going to go in on it, then I guess that would be the only fair thing. Have to get something for their money, right?
heh.
Okay, boys and girls! Get out those checkbooks!
I’ll donate a few bucks. And a roll of film for the tour.