Poor bunny… I have one too.
Someone needs to introduce the guy to the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Fetch me the Holy Hand Grenade 
Must…resist…nitpick. Resist…resis… Ahhhh! I can’t do it!
A rabbit is not a rodent.
(Hmmm. I feel strangely better)
Nahh, but Jimmy Carter might have, given the chance.
Pleading guilty immediately is a hare-brained scheme. Get it? “Hare-brained”? I tell you, I’m the Blackstone of vaudeville.
Generally speaking, it’s always wise to make an initial plea of not guilty and force the government to prove its case. You’re not going to get a lighter sentence by immediately pleading guilty because you don’t have any leverage. Plead not guilty and then enter negotiations for a plea bargain.
As far as the bat and dove thing, as far as the bat goes, Ozzy maintains that he thought it was a rubber bat. Apparently, a fan tossed it to him, and he thought it was fake. Not that he wouldn’t do it anyhow, but in that specific case, it was an accident.
No no no, E-Sabbath. It was part of a regular stage routine where he would pull a rubber bat out of a bucket and bite its “head” off. One performance, however, a stage member replaced the rubber bat with a knocked out real bat. Ozzie didn’t realize it until the blood started. So yeah, he thought it was a rubber bat.
As for the dove, they’re just glorified pigeons anyhow. The less of them the better.
The rabbit thing pretty sick though. I wonder how long it took him to chew through the neck…it isn’t little like a dove or bat neck.
::hack,ack…phhhbt…ploo…pht.::
Sorry. I had a hare in my mouth.
I’m so sorry. It’s awful, really.
A watched rabbit never boils.
Glenn Close
This guy is dead wrong on the composition of Welsh Rarebit.
When the guy bit the head off did he have anything to Watership Down?
** is that bad enough for an instant ban?**
Oh. I should have checked the old memories before posting. Maybe the fan tossed him the dwarf and he bit the head off that.
It’s Ozzy, you never know…
I enjoy eating bunnies, but they should be killed in as quick and painless a matter as practicable. Of course, getting nailed by an owl is probably pretty terrifying, but at least it’s not wasteful; I doubt if this wrestler even cooked the rabbit afterwards.
I’m sure there’s plenty of room in there if you don’t have too much brains taking up space.
[Gimli]
Nobody tosses a dwarf!
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Rabbits aren’t rodents?
Humm - I guess that means I have to quit refering to the boys as overgrown devil rodents…
…and call them “Lucifer’s lagomorphs” instead. 
Well, I’ll admit that’s pretty gross (and certainly unsanitary) but there’s hardly anything unusual about eating rabbit. You usually cook 'em first, but I think it’s important we not get hung up on that sort of petty detail. I don’t think this is even particularly cruel. Decapitation isn’t exactly a lingering death. Yes, it was gross, and yes, bunnies are cute, but so what? If he’d used a hatchet to take its head off, no one would care. If he’d wrung its neck with his bare hands, no one would care. If he’d bitten the head off a less appealing animal, no one would care.
I am particularly disgusted that the pair of 'em are facing felony charges. Because we don’t have enough of a backlog in our courts as it is, without wasting their time with pointless, sentimental crap like this.
I believe rabbits are lagomorphs?
Oops, didn’t notice divemaster’s comment.
Be vewwy vewwy quiet…
As you beat this brain-dead clown to a pulp.