Damn, Scylla, I beginning to feel sorry for you, if it wasn’t so much fun to watch you scream “LIAR!!” as the viens stand out in your neck. Calm and temperate debate seems to escape you.
Have you ever noticed, in debates of this type, the first person to claim the opponent is lying is almost invariably yourself? Must be that your own scrupulous sense of honesty and fair play is so easily offended. Yes. That must be it.
But lets examine some of this strenuous assertion.
So, he is a charlatan? He has gulled the NYT into thinking he is a person with some credibility in these matters, but actually he is an imposter? Heavens, man, waste no time! Advise them at once that you have unmasked the scoundrel! Why, just look at his preposterous assertions of expertise!
“…I am in a position to know because, as the Central Intelligence Agency’s senior political analyst on Iraq during the Iran-Iraq war, and as a professor at the Army War College from 1988 to 2000, I was privy to much of the classified material that flowed through Washington having to do with the Persian Gulf. In addition, I headed a 1991 Army investigation into how the Iraqis would fight a war against the United States; the classified version of the report went into great detail on the Halabja affair…”
Heavens above! Were it not for your alert attention, we might have presumed that this fellow knew what he was talking about! And note how he sneakily purports to have other source of intelligence beyond his own scurillous conjectures. “Classified material”, indeed! The bounder! The cad! How dare he claim to have any expertise to compare with what can be gleaned by the illustrious Scylla, an acknowledged expert in bond trading!
Waste no time, sir! The reputation of the NYT teeters in the balance! Perhaps, while you’re there, you can have that perfidious scoundrel Krugman set aside before he committs any more crimes besmirching the faultless charcter of Bush Augustus.
Then follows a litany of irrefutable truths. We should be grateful that No. 11 is not stretched out to its full count, making 5,011 irrefutable facts. Bless you, sir, for your kindly forbearance.
But again, you fail in your clear duty, sir. Those poor deluded souls at NYT, lacking your probity and insight, probably think that, due to his blithe assertion of access to classifed material on this subject, he actually has some information!
But wait! No! Send this to them directly! Let the scondrel be unmasked directly! Let the world see the deep clarity of your thought, and, no doubt, they will beat a path to your door, and throw themselves at your feet to beg for your kind attention! What with Krugman out of the way, why, that’s quite an opening, isn’t it?
Ah, ever the tireless enemy of bullshit, eh, Scylla Sternly eyeing the assertions of the Bush Admin, cross checking every fact for unimpeachable veracity, and pronouncing them innocent as lambs. The Aluminum Tubes? Sheer facrication on the part of person who purport to be “experts” on armaments. The Assassination plot! Hersh is a liar, liar, liar. After all, what possible reason could the Kuwaitis have to speak ill of Iraq? And the Report that Didn’t Exist? Of course it existed, they just tracked down every copy, and replaced them with bogus counterfeits! Because if there were even a grain of truth to any of this, Scylla would be the first to say so! No bias here, nosiree Bob! Ever the tireless paladin of truth, the unbiased champion of veracity!
Not quite, cutie pie. I only assert that there is doubt. If you wish to remove doubt, then you must prove no such doubt exists. Goodness, Scylla, this is so obvious.
Now, that is interesting. Didn’t notice that nugget on your cites. Specify? Because this does, indeed, fly in the face of Mr. Pelleterre (and the Defense Dept.) beliefs in the matter.
Lord, it is quite impossible for me to “impugn” his integrity. That is beyond my feeble capacity. That would be akin to impugning Ann Coulter’s impartiality. Simply can’t be done.
He may not be lying. Depends. Are his lips moving?