Don’t forget our superpower - the ability to distinguish between teal, cobalt and cerulean without a colour chart.
Maybe they lost the rights to Queen’s “Princes of the Universe”?
Hm. You want to know what happened at the beginning of things? Why not find out. It’s all here.
(The Beginning, parts 1, 2, and 3.)
Admittedly… some things have changed. But I think it’s an improvement. Check out the intro.
Bah, teal and cerulean are easy: Teal is a greenish blue, and cerulean is (by definition) sky blue. I’m not sure about cobalt, though… Sort of dark and grayish?
Seems a pretty lame universe if those guys are the masters of it. Especially Mecha-neck.
Did they ever even leave their planet? Because I would hardly call the backward, sword weilding primates living in the rubble of post-apocalyptic Eterna “Masters of the Universe”.
She-Ra was on another planet. Adam didn’t even know he had a sister for a long time. And, no, the fact that She-Ra and Adam’s sister appeared at the same time on Eternia did not clue anyone in.
His massive package has a large surface area and thus gets colder faster.
Did he have a massive package? Body builders stereotypically abuse steroids, and are hung like Ken dolls…
What’s a color chart?
“The Secret Liquid of Life”? Wow, I didn’t realize it at the time, but this show really was gayer than Top Gun.
I’m glad I was a fan of Transformers and, to a much lesser extent, Go-Bots. Red blooded all-American manly toys!
I hope nobody find out that I also like Strawberry Shortcake.
I used to work in the electronics department at Wal-Mart. We got a shipment of Strawberry Shortcake videos. The DVD cases were strawberry scented. I nearly puked when I opened the shipping case.
Well if you liked GI Joe, you have to watch The Venture Bros for an update on Shoreleave.
Which was another thing that didn’t scream about the entire cast’s general level of competence. Doppelgänger infiltration robot, painted bright blue, but surprisingly effective.
Even as a kid I thought the planet seemed empty as he’ll. Only like 25 freaks living on there. What was he prince of anyway? The other beefy dudes and the sexy bird chick?
They had to have at least one beard, otherwise it’s too obvious.
Skeletor wishes the whole thing had never happened
No, but it’s close, “She-RA”. Of course, I don’t think He-Man and She-Ra are supposed to be known as siblings, even though everyone knows that Adam and Adora are.
(I was She-Ra once for Halloween, and my cousin was Jem. Our mothers made us wigs out of yarn – I still have a picture of the two of us. It was probably my favorite costume when I was a kid)
Oh, and Man-at-Arms’s real name was Duncan. God knows how I remember this shit.
Remember Lumpy even if you label something not safe for work, we like to have people make the links two-click to avoid accidental porn activation.
Ellen
Lumpy – in addition to a warning, pls. put NSFW links into a spoiler box so they comply with our two-click rule.
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