See, that’s the trouble with trying to make a joke at the SDMB.
But you have to tenderize them well.
Especially if they’re vampires.
According to my friend, peacocks are dumb as bricks. He was working an internship at the zoo, and they let peacocks roam free there. He said the best incident was when a complaint came in from a guy in wheelchair who claimed to have been attacked by peacock. When he described what the bird did all the employees started laughing. It turns out the peacock was trying to mate with the wheelchair.
It was a common fantasy amoung anyone who did landscaping work there to just go to town on one with a shovel because of all the damage they did.
He didn’t say anything about vampire peacocks.
Vampire zombie peacock? :dubious:
Actually… not so much.
(Unless you’re a vampire, maybe.)
Not really…a good stake sauce, and you’re set!
Hey, leave Ann Curry outta this… 
She can bite me on the neck anytime!
And the Peacock/Vampire Slayer also like marijuana, screeching at his stepfather, jumping in lakes, & mayhem with shovels.
http://www.silive.com/news/advance/index.ssf?/base/news/118337765847290.xml&coll=1&thispage=1
Bay Bathing Bird Batterer Believed to Be Booked.
I think there might be another reason for that. Yowza! She’s a cutie!
That guy is Legend.
This guy is Bonkers, with a side order of Junkie.
Bay Bathing Bud Buying Bird Batterer Believed to Be Booked.
You’ve got to include reference to the evil weed so folks don’t conclude he’s a mere nutjob.
You left out “Bare Bodied.” He took off his shirt at one point and beat the Bedraggled Bird with it.
Bare Bodied Bay Bathing Bud Buying Bird Batterer Believed to Be Bwuh-Bwuh-Bwuh-Bwuh Blooie in the Brain.
Nah, Bonkers Bared Bodied Bud Buying Bird Batterer Believed to Be Booked. (Brevity is the soul of wit.)
:rolleyes: You guys are all nuts.
Aaannnd it Bird Bludgeoning Week on Staten Island!
http://www.silive.com/news/advance/index.ssf?/base/news/1183464138186100.xml&coll=1&thispage=1
:smack:
He beat, ah say, he beat muh tail feathers off!