Cecil thanked me! I took the survey and he personally sent me a message:
“Thanks for doing your bit to advance the cause of human knowledge.
– Cecil Adams”
(So it might be an auto-reply - don’t burst my bubble.)
Thanks for doing your bit to advance the cause of human knowledge.
– Cecil Adams
Damn! All he sent me was a Straight Dope coffee mug, the entire book series, and a plane ticket to Chicago. 
“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”
-From the Brother Jed flyer-
My question is why it took you so long to better the mission of the Teeming Millions…
Sala, can’t you count?!? I said NO camels! That’s FIVE camels!
Connor, I was too busy researching half-Wullies, daPdBs, and draw weight.
Thanks for doing your bit to advance the cause of human knowledge.
– Cecil Adams
Hey! I didn’t get one!
Maybe he is going to deliver it in person.