Then do NOT watch any commercials for the Devour line of frozen meals. Their tag line is “Food You Want to Fork” - just squick me right out. Here’s a 15 second clip where the shlub pulls his meal out of the microwave, talks dirty to it and spanks it once with his fork, just in case anyone missed their intentions in marketing this food: - YouTube
I’m glad I’m not alone in hating this. I don’t even find traditional sexy food, like chocolate or whipped cream, sexy. No food is ever sexy.
Plus I’m haunted by a story I heard from a woman who claimed she and her man had a sexy food party… With funyuns. Eww.
What about edible underwear?
Hee. Would that have been some sort of ring toss game?
I’m kind of picturing something where a dude “impales” a few Funyuns of progressively increasing diameter pre-turgidity, then sees how many be can break with a little arousal.
Anyway, anybody wanna couple halves of a Funyun?
How’s that for a username /post combo?
They can cure that now, you know.
Good thing. It used to leave a hole in one.
Yeah Funyuns are gross.
Joe Jackson, You’re My Meat!