Some of the Big Brother headlines might be alarming to Mr 1952, if he’d been keeping up with his reading back in the fifties.
Yes… anything with “Homeland Security” combined with “we are friends with Russia”.
“9-11 Remembered”
“Al Qaeda video shown on Al Jazeera”
“Bush: Gitmo detainees not POWs”
“Virtual reality sex vaporware not our fault, Gates insists”
“Red Sox win World Series”
One thing that might stump them is how we have headlines about president George Bush from 1988-92, 2000-2004, **and ** 2004-2006+
Heh heh heh.
Review: ‘Rising’ Fun Way to Kill Zombies (from Excite)
Tiger angry over phony pics (from MSN)
Good news! Black hole won’t destroy Earth (from MSN)
Guaranteed to raise the eyebrows of anyone who lived through WWII: Bush’s refusal to repudiate torture puts U.S. in same class with Stalin
And for giggles: Nintendo Wants Mass Market Appeal for its Wii
I’m still stumped about that, myself. 
Strangely enough, I’ve been collecting headlines like this for some time now. Here’s my list:
“Moneypox Prompts EU to Ban Prairie Dogs”
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, June 16, 2003
Pittsburgh First Baseman Attacks Woman in Sausage Costume
New York Times, July 10, 2003
Ohio Considers Electronic Tracking of Cats
THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, February 10, 2004
‘Smoking gun’ spinach found in victim’s fridge
CNN, today.
“Free anonymising browser debuts”
“Non-allergy cat bred”
“Youngsters ‘reliant on mobiles’”
“Old faults haunt Forbidden Siren”
“Branson makes $3bn climate pledge”
-BBC Technology (21 September 2006)
“Court Reestablishes Transsexual’s Right to Teach Kindergarten”
“Jupiter’s Moon #100 Discovered”
“As of Today, the Solar System Has Eight Planets”
“Hillary Says She’ll Run”
“Clinton: I Did Not Have Sex with That Woman”
“Los Angeles Dodgers . . .”
**Supreme Court to Decide Presidency
Ronald Reagan Elected President
New Oven Cooks Dinner In Five Minutes
No Polio, Measles, Mumps, Whooping Cough, Scarlet Fever Expected This Year
Own All of Your Favorite Movies
TIVO Allows You to Rewind Your Television Show And See It Again!
American Citizens Not Allowed to Travel to Cuba With Few Exceptions
Watch the Olympics Live from Greece**