’Battle royale’ on schools expected in Legislature
I am sure that I’m probably one of very few people who giggled at that. NOT the mental picture the writer was expecting, I’m sure!
Best joke that I ever heard:
A nun walks into a bar with a cockatoo on her head.
The bartender says “what can I get you?” and she says
There’s a restaurant that I drive past named Moe Deli.
I suspect that’s its not actually filled with giggling high school girls.